Dear big mother fucker spider in my garage

Next time don't run so fucking fast so my husband can catch you. I'm tired of being terrified to go in my garage!

I can finally spill the beans

A little over a year ago I encouraged a friend of mine to send a text message. It turned into something neither of us expected. I never thought I would see something so wonderful blossom from one simple text. Now I see two people who are so perfect for each other. (Seriously she doesn't even mind his hunting, and he doesn't mind that she hates to hear no)

Congrats Steph & Eli

Head over and tell her congrats...and also, start piling on the wedding advice people, I haven't done this shit in a while, whats new and hip in the wedding world.

HIS NEW FAVORITE TOY

THIS LITTLE TABLE WAS BRANDONS. IT HAS A PIANO, FUN THINGS TO PUSH AND POKE AND WHAT NOT AND CODI JUST LOVES IT. HE STANDS AT IT FOR LIKE TEN WHOLE MINUTES WHICH IS ALMOST LIKE AN HOUR IN BABY TIME. HE WALKS ALL AROUND IT AND TOUCHES EACH SIDE. IT IS ADORABLE.

THEN HE USUALLY FALLS OVER AND CRIES.