COMMON SENSE

How is it, that last week my two year old son could manage to lock himself in the bathroom at work for a full 15 minutes screaming and crying and losing his mind until we could finally find something small enough to fit into the little hole in the door knob and unlock the door. Nothing we tried could get this kid to unlock the damn door.

However today when I'm at work with a full office and I go to the bathroom, he can somehow figure out how to unlock and open the door at least 43 times in the amount of time it takes me to pee? Please someone help me understand how he waited till I was the one naked on the toilet to figure out how to unlock the door and fling it wide open for the person in the office directly across from the toilet to see????????

Gee thanks son, I love for the world to try and watch my fumble around to wipe with my big ass belly and then struggle to pull up my maternity jeans.
Fuck I'm sexy.

A little S&M perhaps

Considering he is my kid, you would have to assume he would have a little bit of freak in him right?

You think so huh

My son walks into my office this morning holding in one hand an unopened pack of his favorite forks and spoons. In his other hand was a cup of chocolate pudding. It was 8:45 AM !
The first thing I try and figure out is how on earth he got into that secret compartment of the refrigerator door and found the pudding to begin with.

So I look at him and I say, "Chocolate pudding for breakfast huh?"

His response, "yes, I sink so!"

Well then!

BRANDON CANDIDS

THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU ALL, MY SON, THE HAM WHO THINKS HE'S AWESOME

ALSO, MY CHILD LOVES TO GIVE ME BIG ROMANTIC KISSES

WELL AS ROMANTIC AS YOU CAN BE MAKING THIS FACE...HE DOES THIS NOW WHEN HE WANTS TO KISS ME

HIS ATTEMPT AT FISH LIPS

MAN THIS KID IS A FLIRT

YEAH HIS MOM IS HILARIOUS

THIS FACE IS GONNA GET A LOT OF GIRLS SOME DAY

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS

MUCH LOVE TO THE LADIES

PHATSO PHOTOS 30 WEEKS AND 6 DAYS

FEATURING THIS WEEKS, MAYBE IF I WEAR BLACK I WON'T LOOK LIKE A COW LOOK.

ALSO FEATURING SHANNON WITH FRAGLE ROCK HAIR!