Tales of a Misguided Mommy: 10/30/07

10.30.2007

DEAR SWISTLE

Dark chocolate with mint creme center. Mint Truffle Kisses!!!!!!!

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE STORE TONIGHT....MMMMMMMMMMMMM I'M THINKING BROWNIES OR COOKIES OR SOMETHING

But wait theres more

HOT COCOA KISSES!!!!

Well shit!

THE BOXER BRIEFS MAKE IT SEEM MORE MANLY

Lets all try and participate in this one!

As you all know in 17 short days I will be checking into the hospital to have a baby...

AAAAAAAHHHHHFHBKGYFGHBKJHUGTFXXHBLU BREATH IN BREATH OUT BREATH IN BREATH OUT

Sorry had to take a moment to fuuuuhreak out that I'm having a second child in 17 days. Any way I'm also participating in NABLOPOMO which means I'm supposed to post every day in November. Soooo since I don't know if I will have wi-fi in the hospital room I've decided to open my blog up to guest bloggers for exactly 3 days. How it works is I will add your email to my guests on here and you will be able to sign in and blog on here for one of the three days. So I'm holding a contest and if anyone actually participates then the top three winners will get to post. I hesitate to open this up to Ginger, Lisa or Katie, because if they were smart they would use their guest post to tell really embarrassing stories of me! But alas I open it up to all of you.

So now the contest. Please submit to me your favorite, or funniest drunken story. What I mean is, tell me about the time you fell face first in the street or down the stairs (Lisa), or danced naked, or got a tattoo, or got married, or called your ex boyfriend crying. Anything. I just want to hear the funniest, saddest or most pathetic thing you ever did while drunk. The people who make me laugh the hardest will win.

As for the guest post you can post anything. Think of my blog as your blog, only on my blog you can cuss and talk a lot about sex and shit. Sooo, this could actually be a whole new adventure for some of you more demure bloggers out there, getting the chance to cuss and shout wildly online!

Please leave your story in a comment on this post!

WHICH ONE OF THESE THINGS DOESN'T BELONG???

My sons new favorite habit....Playing under my bathroom sink. This is why there are currently about 13 panty liners in odd places of my house.

Want some proof!

This is what you see if you walk in my house right now.

My name is shannon and I have a problem

SOME OF MY COLLECTION! I WAS INSPIRED BY PATTY AND HER ADDICTION TO SHARE MINE WITH YOU!

CURRENT UNUSED PURSES

THIS IS MY LIMITED EDITION COACH TOTE BAG. CAN YOU TELL I TAKE GREAT CARE OF IT, IT IS ALLLL MUSHED UP. I BARELY EVER USE THIS ONE!

THIS IS MY LIMITED EDITION COACH SATCHEL. I USE THIS ONE WHEN I WEAR A DRESS. MY HUSBAND GOT IT FOR ONE OF MY BIRTHDAYS

THIS IS MY LIMITED EDITION COACH BUCKET BAG. I HEART THIS BAG. IT IS MY OLD FALL BACK FAVORITE, I THINK I WILL USE IT UNTIL IT FALLS APART.

THIS IS MY MATCHING WALLET THINGY MAYBE ITS CALLED A WRISTLET

MY MATCHING SWING PACK. I GOT THIS WHEN I GOT MARRIED SO I HAD A COACH TO TAKE ON MY HONEYMOON (MY MOM IS A GOOD THINKER)

MY CURRENT COACH. I LOOOOVE THIS PURSE. IT IS THE FIRST DAMN PURSE THEY MADE WITH A FUCKING ACROSS THE BODY STRAP. I COMPLAINED TO THEM IN WRITING FOR YEARS FOR NOT HAVING ONE OF THESE. BEING A MOM I NEEDED A DAMN PURSE THAT WENT OVER MY BODY SO I COULD CARRY MY KID AND MY PURSE. I HAVE TINY SHOULDERS SO OTHER PURSES FALL OFF MY SHOULDER!

MY NEWEST WRISTLET THAT MATCHES MY PURSE. HOLDS MY CHAPSTICK

ONE OF MY TWO MINI SKINNYS, BRANDON HAS RUN OFF WITH THE SECOND ONE, HE THINKS IT IS HIS, THIS HOLDS MY BUSINESS CARDS

THIS IS MY COACH 4X7 AGENDA. THIS IS FOR SALE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THE NEED FOR IT WAS REPLACED WHEN I GOT MY NEW SIDEKICK 3 PHONE WHICH DID WAY MORE THEN THIS THING.

MY STUPID DOONEY THAT I BOUGHT IN A MOMENT OF WEEKNESS THINKING I COULD EVER STRAY FROM COACH...THIS IS FOR SALE.

MY BELOVED KATE SPADE WALLET. IT HOLDS MY DEBIT CARD, CREDIT CARD, ID AND SOME CASH. THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE PIECE BECAUSE IT JUST FITS RIGHT IN MY PANTS POCKET WHEN I GO OUT OR AM IN A HURRY.