I came home today to find this on my doorstep?
What is it?
What is it?
HMMMM WHAT COULD IT BE?
IT'S PACKING PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
SURPRISES MAKE ME DO THIS
IT'S PIZZA!!!!!!! BUT NOT JUST ANY PIZZA!!!
IT'S PIZZA FROM....
NOW I'M REALLY EXCITED (APPARENTLY SO ARE THE VEINS IN MY NECK)
I MEAN REAAAAAAAAL EXCITED
LOOK FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN NEW YORK GARLIC KNOTS
OUCH THATS HOT..I SHOULD LET MY FOOD COOL DOWN
THE PIZZA IS READY THE PIZZA IS READY
OH YEAH BABY, NO FORK AND KNIFE HERE!
MMMMMM IT'S LICK YOUR LIPS GOOD
THIS POST IS COURTESY OF PATTY! WE WERE CHATTING ON VALENTINES DAY AND SOME GOT GOT TO TALKING ABOUT NEW YORK PIZZA. I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH SHE SHOULD APPRECIATE LIVING IN NYC WHERE SHE COULD GET ALL THE NYC PIZZA SHE WANTED. SHE ASKED ME IF IT COULD POSSIBLY BE THAT DIFFERENT AND I WAS ALL UMMM ITS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PILE OF DOG SHIT AND A BAR OF CHOCOLATE. OR MAYBE LIKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUTHENTIC MEXICAN TACOS, AND TACO BELL. IT'S! NOT! THE! SAME! WE CONTINUED CHATTING AND I WAS LIKE YEAH YOU REALLY SHOULD FEEL LUCKY. HER RESPONSE WAS, WELL I'M SURE NEVADA HAS SOME SPECIALTY FOODS. I WAS LIKE YEAH WE HAVE BUFFETS AND BAD CHINESE. SHE JUST LAUGHED AT ME, BUT I WAS DEAD SERIOUS. HERE IN NEVADA WE HAVE NOTHING AT ALL THAT WE ARE FAMOUS FOR, OR THAT I WOULD MISS IF I LEFT (JEN AND LEE WOULD ARGUE THAT NEVADA HAS PORT OF SUBS, BUT SO DO OTHER STATES, NO OTHER STATE HAS NEW YORK PIZZA.) ALL THE SUDDEN PATTY ASKED FOR MY ADDRESS AND TOLD ME SHE WAS SENDING ME A NEW YORK PIZZA VIA IWANTNYPIZZA.COM. I NEARLY DIED RIGHT THEN AND THERE. THAT WAS THURSDAY. THUS BEGAN COUNTDOWN TO PIZZA DAY!
TODAY WAS THE BIG DAY. I WOKE UP FEELING EXTRA HAPPY. I BUDGETED MY CALORIES SO I COULD INDULGE AND I RUSHED HOME. I GOT HERE AND THERE IT WAS. MY VERY OWN NEW YORK PIZZA. IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS DELICIOUS. IT WAS PROBABLY ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MOST THOUGHTFUL GIFTS I HAVE EVER RECEIVED IN MY LIFE, AND NOW I FEEL SAD BECAUSE NEVADA IS FULL OF CRAP AND I HAVE NOTHING THAT COULD EVEN KIND OF COMPARE THAT I CAN SEND BACK TO PATTY. I'M GOING TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT THOUGH, AND WHEN I DO, IT WILL BE GOOD, BUT IT WILL PALE IN COMPARRISON TO FRICKING NEW YORK PIZZA.
MUST STOP TYPING NOW, POSSIBLY DYING FROM CARB OVERLOAD, MUST ROLL FROM COUCH TO BED. LOVE YOU PATTY THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
PS. IF YOU WANT TO FULLY UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL ABOUT NEW YORK PIZZA, YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE DODGE BALL WHERE BEN STILLER GETS PIZZA, THATS KIND OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT NEW YORK PIZZA.
TODAY WAS THE BIG DAY. I WOKE UP FEELING EXTRA HAPPY. I BUDGETED MY CALORIES SO I COULD INDULGE AND I RUSHED HOME. I GOT HERE AND THERE IT WAS. MY VERY OWN NEW YORK PIZZA. IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS DELICIOUS. IT WAS PROBABLY ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MOST THOUGHTFUL GIFTS I HAVE EVER RECEIVED IN MY LIFE, AND NOW I FEEL SAD BECAUSE NEVADA IS FULL OF CRAP AND I HAVE NOTHING THAT COULD EVEN KIND OF COMPARE THAT I CAN SEND BACK TO PATTY. I'M GOING TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT THOUGH, AND WHEN I DO, IT WILL BE GOOD, BUT IT WILL PALE IN COMPARRISON TO FRICKING NEW YORK PIZZA.
MUST STOP TYPING NOW, POSSIBLY DYING FROM CARB OVERLOAD, MUST ROLL FROM COUCH TO BED. LOVE YOU PATTY THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
PS. IF YOU WANT TO FULLY UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL ABOUT NEW YORK PIZZA, YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE DODGE BALL WHERE BEN STILLER GETS PIZZA, THATS KIND OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT NEW YORK PIZZA.
