One of those thankful type lists

• I'm thankful I married a man who does dishes. So very very thankful.
• I'm thankful my thermostat goes all the way to 75.
• I'm thankful every time my son says belicious.
• I'm thankful for laxative after a surgery (was that tmi)
• I'm thankful for Wusthof knives
• I'm thankful for a job where I can bring my son so he can ask me "whats that" 400 times a day and I have an excuse for not getting much done.
• I'm thankful for chocolate
• I'm thankful for a husband with very soft lips
• I'm thankful my parents live close for days my son has gotten on my very last nerve
• I'm thankful when my son comes home and missed me
• I'm thankful that cream of wheat is low calorie
• I'm thankful for my new ugly night time nursing bra (I wear it alllll day)
• I'm thankful when my baby has a milk face I know my boobs are working
• I'm thankful for bras that make me look like I've still got it after nursing two kids
• I'm thankful for granny panties, damn they are comfy
• I'm thankful that all I have to do to make my son happy is give him Cheetos and chocolate nilp
• I'm thankful for cheese
• I'm thankful for ramen with no meat products
• I'm thankful for coffee
• I'm thankful for sugar free creamer in my coffee
• I'm thankful for McFlurrys all year round (m&m please)
• I'm thankful for a husband that understands my crazy
• I'm thankful for a baby who mostly sleeps (please don't jinx myself please don't jinx myself)
• I'm thankful for a dad who can fix furnaces and ovens (and keep me warm even in the summer)
• I'm thankful for a mom who handles the shit in my garden because I have black thumbs
• I'm thankful my husband appreciates food
• I'm thankful for butter
• and fresh baked bread
• I'm thankful for Tivo
• I'm thankful for Rachael Ray and Paula Dean
• I'm thankful for People Magazine (nice to know I'm not the only screw up in this world)
• I'm thankful for my swiffer, really who wants to use a nasty ass mop
• I'm thankful for my Dyson (and only half sad they didn't sell the pink one when I bought mine)
• I'm thankful for Salt City candles
• I'm thankful for feather beds
• and comforters
  
• I'm thankful for my small feet and cute toes (really Paris Hilton with all that money and she can't fix her feet)
• I'm thankful for Matthew Mcconaughey's accent (yes please)
• I'm thankful for chocolate (wait did I already use that one)
• I'm thankful for Prevacid (who likes puking hot acid while they are sleeping, hmmm)
• I'm thankful for gas range ovens (if only mine had 6 burners and a fryolator and a new chrome fridge and was surrounded by marble counters)
• I'm thankful for cameras so I can bug my husband taking pictures when he hasn't styled his hair
• I'm thankful for potatoes. Really is there anything better then a potato?
  

Hey Brandon

Dear son,
Although I'm excited you are turning into a budding chef I have to ask you to please not involve me in your potions. Fresh baked bread topped with softened real butter is not exactly what I want topping my fresh brewed cup of coffee. Thank you for understanding.

Love you,
Mom