Good parent vs Bad parent

The good parent (my husband) says baby, you shouldn't let him do that he's gonna smack his head on the paver.

The bad parent (me) runs and grabs her camera to get pictures of it..

One two freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is awesome woooooo

I'm such a bad person

The clothes

As you can see this shirt looked like a damn tent on me..it went back

This shirt was huge and faded after the first wash but it's comfy, these jeans are giant

This is one of the things I got when I returned the other stuff, it is not maternity

This is what I wore to work today, these jeans are super giant at the end of the day

This shirt was kind of cute so I let it stay. I got pissed and ordered the jeans I really liked from the store that they didn't have in my size and they will be here tomorrow. I'll take pictures in them if they don't end up being too big!

You would think I'm pregnant or something

It seems like this baby must be growing or something...evidence of that???

• Shaving my legs this morning was sooo not easy. I had to stop and stand up to breath between legs because my lungs were being crushed.
• When I got to the bank yesterday my belly reached the counter before the rest of me and bumped it...that made me feel dorky.
• I was just going potty and I ran out of toilet paper, I tried to bend over to get more and nearly died from lack of oxygen. I can see it now, woman passes out while peeing from giant pregnant belly.
• Pre-pregnancy sweats no longer fit.
  
• There is so little room that Codi has no choice but to place body parts strategically under my rib cage!
• I can't pull my keyboard drawer out as far on my desk
• My belly kisses the steering wheel every morning
• I can balance things on my belly
• I go from starving to stuffed after about 2 bites of food
• It takes me about 3 minutes to get out of bed, two to heave my body out and another one to make my belly follow.
• I have to stick my butt out and lean forward to hug my husband
• I can forget about laying on the floor and coloring with my son
• I have no idea what my hair down there looks like
• I haven't seen my feet in months
• Its easier to leave the mess on the floor then to bend down and pick it up
  

If your looking for the fashion show its not here keep looking

I finally got my clothes last night from Old Navy. I was so excited. Then I pulled em all out and whoah holy huge clothes batman. I ordered everything in my normal size and its as though Old Navy thinks pregnant women enjoy walking around in giant tent clothes! I started taking pictures but it all looked so silly I just gave up.

THESE ENDED UP LOOKING RIDICULOUS...FIT WEIRD AND NOT CUTE AT ALL.

THEY ONLY HAD THIS IN XL WHICH I DIDNT THINK WOULD BE A PROBLEM. BIG MISTAKE DAMN THING WENT DOWN TO MY KNEES AND LOOKED LIKE I WAS WEARING A BLACK PLASTIC BAG.

THIS THING...THE THING I WANTED MOST SERIOUSLY I'M PRETTY SURE IS ACTUALLY A DRESS. IT IS NOT EVEN SORT OF FLATTERING. IT WAS AWFUL, AND HIDEOUS AND I CAN'T IMAGINE IT LOOKING GOOD ON ANYONE AT ALL.

THIS WAS ACTUALLY A BROWN SEE THROUGH TENT. UGLIEST MOST AWFUL SHIRT EVER. I COULD HAVE BOUGHT IT IN A SMALL AND I WOULD HAVE SAGGED OFF ME.

FINALLY I GOT PISSED TOOK MOST OF IT BACK AND TRIED ON THESE PANTS. THEY FIT PERFECTLY! NOW AT LEAST. SO I WANTED THEM ONE SIZE BIGGER BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE EM. WHICH WOULD HAVE MEANT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO SPARKS TO GET EM, AND I WAS JUST SO FRUSTRATED AT THAT POINT I GAVE UP!

I ENDED UP WITH THREE CLEARANCE SHIRTS AND SOME JEANS THAT FIT BUT DON'T LOOK PARTICULARLY FLATTERING OR UNFLATTERING. WOE IS ME! I TOOK A FEW PICTURES OF THE OTHER STUFF AND THE STUFF I KEPT, AND I'LL UPLOAD IT TONIGHT!

Am I really....

I was just driving back to work behind a mini van when I noticed she had 5 thats FIVE identical student of the week at such and such elementary school stickers stuck on her car. Now I'm freaking out. Am I realllly reallllly supposed to stick those things on my car? Uggg people I am sooo not a putting stickers on my car kind of person, let alone ugly student of the week ones. So really, am I a bad mom if I don't?

My only comfort right now is that I'm pretty sure NEITHER of my offspring will be able to behave well enough for a whole entire week to receive one of those stickers!

NEED ADVICE

Back before Julia went all nutso over one stupid post I wrote and turned her whole life private I had loaned her two books. One of them was a gift from my good friend Katie. Well now I want my books back because they were pregnancy related and again one was a gift. Sooo since Julia freaked out and went all super secret private I can't even send her a myspace message. I contacted her friend Angie and asked her to pass along the message and I sent her a cell phone text with no reply. Personally I think that when she went on her little anti Shannon mission she should have sent them back then. So what do I do? I want my books back how do I get them?

PHATSO PHOTOS WEEK UHHH..LEMME CHECK 28!

UGLIEST PANTS EVER = MOST COMFY PANTS EVER

BRANDON KISSING BABY BROVVER

FROM THE LEFT

FROM THE RIGHT

HI...STILL UGLIEST PANTS EVER BUT AHHHH CAN MY BELLY BREATH GOOD!

STAY TUNED TONIGHT HOPEFULLY ALL MY NEW CLOTHES WILL BE IN AND I CAN DO A FASHION SHOW FOR YA'LL!

New night light

I found these great little lights at Target to match Brandon's new uber soft bedding. I thought they would make great night lights.

See there is a blue fish, green tree and brown bear...or as Brandon says beaw rarrrrraw!

Evil eye

Brandon giving you all the evil eye!

Spotlight

Okay so I don't normally do this but it's my blog so shut the fuck up I can do what I want. I want to spotlight my friend Ginger's blog. Aside from her being hilarious I want to do it because she is single, and being married or in a relationship for six damn years now I really get a kick out of reading her blog and her single life. Also she really needs someone else to go over there and read and say HEY ASSHOLE ASK OUT THE FUCKING DOG PARK GUY ALREADY. MMMMkay so after you all go there and read her blog make sure to throw in something about her being a wuss who won't ask out her crush!

Here is the link Ginger is THAT KIND OF GIRL. Now go read. Why are you still here? GO READ!