PHATSO PHOTOS WEEK 23

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SMALL MONKEY THING USED TO FIT IN THAT BELLY

ITS BLURRY BUT I LIKE THE ROUNDNESS IN THIS ONE

CAN YOU SEE THE WAIST BAND OF MY SUPER HIGH WAISTED MATERNITY PANTS?

WHOAH WHEN YOU DO A CLOSE UP LIKE THAT ALL I CAN THINK IS KAZOW!

Two year olds

Look very closely there is a small monkey child who is super pissed off that mom won't let the cat inside!

Then he got bored and stuck all his magnet letters in the water trap on my refrigerator, put the light cover from inside my fridge into a cabinet and finger painted with a tub of cream cheese (can't believe I didn't get pictures of that)


Ahem....I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be photographing this mom....incriminating evidence


Hey, you know at least I'm color coordinated

Lets see where Brandons been this morning...bathroom sink..check


Toilet seat...check...thats right, since he was splashing in the toilet and his markers are washable everything he touched after wards turned blue and red, including my toilet paper.

Webster ain't got shit on me

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THIS! Last Friday my husbands friend from work came over. Some how we got to talking about how Rob and his other work friend used the word swamp butt. Chicky (the friend with an odd nick name) laughed at me and said, "WOW you've never heard the word swamp butt or swamp ass before?" I was like uhhh NOOOOOO sorry girls don't generally talk about that, you know being busy talking about boys and makeup and gossip and all!

So then he says......

"So I'm assuming you've never heard of cheddar before huh?'

Chedder, huh whu, who where.

I proudly say, "umm YEAH (imagine in a snotty tone sort of pronounced yay ya) I eat cheese all the time duh."

He's like, "uh no, you know chedder, the sweaty filmy stuff guys get on their balls."

Insert blank stare here

Insert embarrassed omg did this guy just say that to me face here.

Finally I mumble out a , "uhh no I'm sorry I wasn't aware of that."

This then leads to an entire conversation with three guys and one girl about sweaty man balls, salty balls, and man cheese. Even odder was the fact this new friend Chicky thought I was so terrific because I was willing to sit around and talk ball sweat with him.

No I'm contemplating sending Webster's a memo that they need to go ahead and add swamp ass and chedder to the dictionary so that woman around the world aren't so clueless!