PHATSO PHOTOS WEEK 21ISH now with more cottage cheese and pasteyness

Now this is some serious jelly. Sorry for the booty shorts...they actually made my thighs look less fat, if thats possible.

See these pants make me look like a giant asshole..

My sorry excuse for a bathing suit.

Welcome to my home

So earlier in the week you got to see Brandons room. I figure hey why not show you my whole house!

ENTRY TO MY HOUSE

LIVING ROOM DINING ROOM

KITCHEN....I HEART MY KITCHENAID AND WUSTHOFS

OTHER SIDE OF LIVING ROOM (ELMO BALLOON IS A PERMANENT FIXTURE NOW)

LEFT SIDE OF LIVING ROOM ALL MY PRETTY FRAMES

OUTSIDE OF MY ENTRY WAY..THAT WAS WHAT WE USED AT OUR WEDDING INSTEAD OF A GUEST BOOK. THEN YOU HAVE BRANDONS SCAPBOOKS, AND HIS HAND AND FOOT PRINT

BRANDONS BATHROOM

MORE OF HIS BATHROOM

OUR BEDROOM (COMPLETE WITH TABLECLOTHS FOR CURTAINS) (HEY SHUT UP THEY MATCHED MY COLOR SCHEME AND YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MATCHING)

OUR BEDROOM IS OPEN TO OUR BATHROOM (SORTA THERE IS AN OPEN ARCH THINGY) NOTICE THE BATHROOM COLORS ACCENT THE COLORS OF MY BED AND CURTAINS)

THIS IS A LITTLE NOOK THINGY THAT WE WEREN'T SURE WHAT TO DO WITH, SO WE PUT OUR WEDDING ALBUM, MY SHRIVELED BOUQUET, GARTER, AND THE FAVORS FROM OUR WEDDING.

ENTRANCE INTO MY KITCHEN. I USED CHALK BOARD PAINT. THOSE ARE THE HOUSE RULED THERE, THE JUST OF IT IS, OPEN YOUR OWN BEER AND YOU DRINK!

A BLANK WALL IN MY HOUSE SO I PAINTED THOSE LETTERS AND STUCK THAT UP

In all my glory. A.K.A. Phatso Photos week 22ish (now with more white belly)

I don't know what in the hell provoked me to post this shit hole of a picture. But here I am in all my glory. This is how your 21ish week belly looks after being on bed rest and gaining uncalled for amounts of weight! I'm about sick of the weight gaining people but I'm not allowed to do shit about it because you know, the whole NO ACTIVITY SHIT!
You know you love my paistey whiteness and no bra sagging titties! Oh yeah I'm one hell of a sexy mammajamma!