A conversation with my husband

Me: Was it weird watching them pull Brandon out during the C-section?

Husband: Nope

Me: Not even a little? Not even kind of gross?

Husband: NO.

Me: Because I mean I think I would have to stop eating cottage cheese after seeing him come out with all those weird cheese curdles on him, I mean, if I ate cottage cheese.

Husband: It wasn't like that. The placenta was gross but not Brandon.

Me: Hmmm because I would think that would be pretty nasty.

Husband: Honey, thats our son, that can't be nasty, nothing about him can be nasty.

Me: Really! Because what came out of his ass this morning was pretty nasty!

Husband: Sigh! You are so weird Shannon!