But wait look, Codi got Converse too!

IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE ME BLLUSH

I THINK THIS DID THE JOB!

SHOE HELP

So this is the outfit I want to wear to my cousins birthday party next week at the Melting Pot. I like the outfit, however I have no idea what to do about shoes. I haven't gone out in two years, and the one time I went out I wore jeans so I was able to wear a cute pair of high heels. However I so can not wear black high heels with this outfit. So now what the fuck kind of shoes do I wear huh? I could take a picture of all of my shoes, but that would take at least an hour to pull them out of my closet and then you would see that they are all flip flops, or high heel flip flops (buts still casual) or vans, or boots. So, your mission is to find a very very cheap pair of shoes, somewhere that will go with this damn outfit. However, I could change the shirt to a black one, which would make those shoes work, but black shirt doesn't scream happy birthday, it screams, ehhh boring blah birthday. HELP! Part is Saturday!

Mom can't put down the camera

AN AIRPLANE AN AIRPLANE

MOMMMMMM PUULLLLEASE STOP TAKING MY PICTURE!!!

LOOK EVERYONE THIS IS MY SINGING ELMO BALLOON, I GET SAD WHEN THIS GOES IN TIME OUT

IS THIS WHAT YOU MEANT BY POSING?

CHECK OUT MY FANCY NEW CONVERSE...I JUST HAD TO WEAR THEM TODAY

OKAY FINE, YOU GET ONE SMILE AND THEN I'M DONE

A FLOWA A FLOWA

I KNOW, YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD BE AS CUTE AS ME

DOOR, A DOOR, THE DOOR!

In case you are wondering

If you look closely Rob is flipping off the camera. He got mad at me for taking pictures of him wearing his undies again. Sooooo, I started filming, and he got real mad and bent over and mooned the camera. He threatened me sooo bad that I better not even put that video on my blog. So! Now at least you know, there is a video of Rob that exists of him mooning the camera and flipping me off while saying shit shit fuck fuck shit shit!

Now we all know, it exists. Lets see how long I can go with out putting that on the web huh!

What a long weekend

First let me start by saying that a certain friend of mine just told me she is going to start trying to get pregnant with her husband, and seriously, SERIOUSLY people I am freaking out here. This is the most exciting news I think I have EVER EVER EVER heard! I hope it happens fast and then we can be pregnant together and then she can have a girl and Codi can date her.

Next. Friday my mom took me shopping for maternity clothes. She has actually bought me like 7 light cottony dresses, and a ton of shirts, but I had NO PANTS at all. I had gone looking for some shorts or capris, but most of the damn stores here in Reno have already brought in all of their winter stuff. That made for a moody pregnant shopper. Finally we ended up at Motherhood and they had a ton. I got some cute denim capris, and some jeans that are soo cute I can roll up into capris and still have them for winter. Then, oh boy. I picked up some other capris, then I put them back. Then I picked em up, then down. You see as far as maternity pants go I ONLY WEAR REAL WASTED STUFF. One time I bought those kind with the little two inch band and I felt so stupid wearing them. So imagine how I felt when I tried these on.

I felt like this...DUDE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE YOU ARE THE WORLDS MOST COMFORTABLE MATERNITY PANTS EVER, I DON'T CARE IF I LOOK LIKE A RETARD I HEART THESE PANTS. But then, I pulled down my shirt and guess what? I didn't look dorky. I looked great! They fit, they were comfy and they made me look hot! Now it is like a whole new world of maternity wear has opened up to me and I want to go back to Old Navy and see what I ignored before since it had the dork waist band! So yesterday I went to a birthday and I was dressed all maternity but I looked sooo cute if I do say so myself.. Dammit I shoulda done a belly shot. Maybe I'll throw my outfit back on and take a pic for ya'll.

The birthday was great. They had a tiny pool and some other pool thingy you slide down and splash in. It was all really shallow so Brandon was able to play and he had the BEST TIME. Seriously he slept like a rock last night after all the excitement. There were cup cakes for him to lick the frosting off, and water balloons for him to covet and squirt guns for him to soak me with.

This morning we sat outside watching airplanes and he would watch until they flew by and say airplanes bye bye all sad, and we had to wait for more. Luckily we live close enough to see lots of them fly by. Then he showed me all of the birds.

This morning I had to change his entire outfit because he just HAD to wear his new black Converse, and no amount of coercing was going to convince him to please put on his damn sandles. So we had to get a whole new outfit because black converse just weren't doing the job with red beach shorts and a white tank top.

I wanted to continue my healthy eating during the week when I woke up this morning but then I remembered the milk chocolate covered Oreo's my dad got me along with the strawberry filled Oreos he got me. Sooo first I ate my Oreo's then I ate my whole wheat waffle and my soy sausage. I didn't eat my yogurt this morning since I already at that at 1am when I woke up starving!

I thought the midnight super starving munchies had passed until I realized I was going to die if I didn't eat this morning. I had a yogurt that was orange cream flavor and tasted like vitamins, some string cheese, which so wasn't what I wanted, and a glass of milk, which was just right.

OH yeah, at my friends house this weekend her husband told Rob we should be invited over to start having Wii tournaments. Robs reply was, "well babe, that means you need to buy me a Wii so I can practice." WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?

So now, NOW of course because the dumbasses birthday is next month you know what I'm doing right? I'M TRYING TO FIND A FUCKING WII TO BUY HIM. KILL ME NOW PEOPLE!