Random tidbits from my life

THIS IS WHAT THE WALL IN MY BEDROOM USED TO LOOK LIKE. I WAS SUCH A RETARD.

TOTALLY IGNORING THE GUY IN THE PICTURE WEARING ONLY A SPEEDO, THESE SHOES ACTUALLY GOT ME KICKED OFF THE BUS IN HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE THE BUS DRIVER SAID THEY WERE UGLY. SO I WENT TOTALLY OFF ON HER. LATER THAT WEEK WHILE DRIVING WITH MY COUSIN, WE CUT OFF THE BUS AND BREAK CHECKED HER, JUST TO BE AN ASSHOLE I HUNG MY SHOE OUT THE WINDOW SO SHE KNEW WHO IT WAS. WE THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY TILL SHE CALLED THE COPS ON US AND LISA'S MOM WHO IS A POLICE DISPATCHER ANSWERED THE PHONE. OBVIOUSLY SHE RECOGNIZED HER DAUGHTERS LICENSE PLATE RIGHT AWAY..YEAH WE GOT IN TROUBLE

TATTOOS ARE KIND OF BLOODY

SEE THE GUY ON THE RIGHT THERE, WITH NO SHIRT ON. I DON'T REMEMBER HIS NAME EITHER (HMM KIND OF A THEME, BUT I COULD LOOK IT UP IN MY BOOK OF GUYS I'VE KISSED AND FIND OUT) ANYWAY, GINGER AND I MET HIM DRIVING TO CALI, ON THE FREEWAY, WE PULLED HIM OVER GOT HIS NUMBER AND WOULD DRIVE TO CALI HERE AND THERE TO MEET HIM. THIS WAS WHEN HE CAME TO RENO, AND WE GOT ALL DRUNK AND WENT SWIMMING IN THEIR POOL IN OUR UNDIES. OOOH WAIT, MAYBE HIS NAME WAS BROCK OR SOMETHING. ANYWAY THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT I PICK UP GUYS DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY!

HMMMM!

I RECEIVED THIS, ATTACHED TO A TEDDY BEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL, TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHO SENT IT, IT DRIVES ME NUTS

THIS GUY USED TO WRITE LOVE LETTERS ON MY TRUCK MIRROR

AWWWW HOW SWEET

I TURNED GROWN MEN INTO BABIES

STRANGE THINGS HAPPENED AT CHEER LEADING CAMP

AND YES, I WAS ONE OF THOSE STUCK UP CHEER LEADERS!

Things that happen on a cruise

You meet some guy, who is a virgin, on the cruise to bury his dad, take his virginity, forget his name and have nothing left but a picture to remind you of how awful he was in bed

You smoke a wayyyy lot of weed out of the sneak a toke you hid in your shoe when you go to Mexico

You meet people who look like this...Hmmm

Taking you alllll down with me

In one photo I can take down, myself, Becky, Ginger, Emily, and Emery!!!!!!!

Done lost my damn mind

I just went in to go to the bathroom. I looked down and was appalled to find something blue leaking out of me onto my underwear.

I started totally freaking out and nearly had a fucking panic attack. I closed my eyes for a minute and thought about it, looked back down, came to my fucking senses and realized I was wearing underwear with goddamn fucking blue flowers on the outside.

Really Shannon, REALLY? Are you that fucking nuts!