Maybe some duct tape will work

Todays post will be short as I am in a dismal state. I was just getting dressed. I was putting my socks on first of course so I bent over to pick them up when my boobs brushed my knees.

I had to take a moment to pause there, as I realized, aging and gravity are definitely taking a toll on me. Nursing two kids probably isn't going to help either.

I never thought my perky boobs would get to the point where they would dangle down and touch my knees if I bent over.

Excuse me I need to go find some duct tape now.