DON'T MESS WITH HIS CHEETO'S

My son never falls asleep on his own. He always has to lay in my lap or sit next to me and just hang out until he falls asleep. However since he spent all day with my dad he got extra worn out. Whenever my grandma comes she always brings Brandon his own bag of Cheeto's. Later in the day he realized the bag was sitting there and he got it down. He asked me if momma want Cheyo's. I said yes so he gave me two and then 1/4 of one that was in his mouth. I asked him for some more he said no and ran away. After I while I realized it was way to quiet in my house. I walked into his room and I found my son passed out and overdosed on Cheeto's.

If you make the picture bigger you can notice the Cheet's stains around his mouth and on his face. He looks like a fat person who overdosed on powdered sugar donuts.
So apparantly all I have to do to get him to sleep on his own is wear him out and then let him sit in his room and eat himself stupid with Cheeto's.

Night night all, I eat my Cheeto's and I'm out!

Pizzzzzzzzzza

Omg omg omg all week all I've wanted was some pizza from New York. But since that clearly isn't happening I decided I would settle for some dominos pizza. My husband is going to get it soon and I think I'm going to sprout wings and fly from the excitement. That is how this whole pregnancy has been. Not long term cravings, just instant cravings that I must satisfy now and once I do its done and gone and over with. I can't wait for PIZZZZZZZZZZZA!


Edited to add: It is almost an hour later and my shit head husband just now fucking left to get the pizza, he's been sitting in my driveway bullshitting with his friend. He didn't think I would notice him sneak out an hour later but he has goddamn Flowmaster exhaust on his truck, he couldn't sneak out if he tried. FUCKER!

Brandon Randomness

• Something new Brandon finally learned is to say your welcome. So now when you say thank you Brandon he replies, your weltome!
• He likes to go in HIS room now and shut the door and watch his little TV and ignore mommy and daddy. I find this very cute.
• He knows how to plug my bathroom sink and fill it.
• When he goes in and plugs the bathroom sink he now dunks his head in the water and then stands there styling his hair in the mirror, I tried to capture this happening, below is the best I can get.
  

• When you say I love you he says, "low you too mommy." Sometimes he says "Low you much."
• He likes to bix it. Whenever anything is broke he says I BIX IT!
  
• He has a mild crush on Minnie Mouse
• He can now get his own stuff out of the fridge, however, he forgets to close the door.
• I think he now things baby brover is a fat belly, I'm not so sure what he will really do when baby brover comes out and is a real person.
• He kind of eats chicken now. Like two whole bites. Whenever Rob is eating chicken Brandon runs over, points and announces CHIGGEN!
• If you are in the shower, he thinks that means he needs to be in the shower. With out saying a word he will strip down, take off his diaper, go on the potty, put down the lid, flush and then come over and open the shower door and climb in with you. This makes morning showers very hard when you are in a hurry.
• He likes medicine as much as candy
• He can go hours and hours saying, where pooh bear go, where wabbit, where daddy and so on.
• Now when Rob is doing something he says, "oh daddy working." Anything you do he says, mama working, papa at work. If you are using a drill, measuring tape or hammer you are bixing it.
  
• He loves balloons. In fact now that he is anti potty training the quickest way to get him to potty is to offer him a balloon. If he sees a balloon he will ask you to flow it up. When it pops he announces that you poppa the balloon.
  
• Now when he poops and you ask him if he pooped, you can tell for sure he didn't any time he tells you NO I no poop. That means yeah I have a huge smelly poop right now but I don't want you to interrupt my play time.
• He still counts. When something big is going to happen, like a big jump or a cool move he counts to six. If it is little he only counts to three.
• Everything is labeled by color. Red balloon, dreen poptickle, orange car. Somethings are simply just a color. I likea the blue. I no like purple. Both of these actually refer to an object but sometimes he will only call it by color not object.
• He likeas a lot of things.
  
• Not as many as he no like it.
• If his nose is running or he sneezes, he runs to me and wipes his nose on me. If you say lets get a tissue he runs and wipes it on my pant leg. If you don't go fast enough he will just lick the boogers off his nose.
• When he knows he is leaving to go to papas now for the night he says bye to everything in a real snotty half assed wave kind of way. Bye Dora balloon, bye room, by house, see you morrow and just walks to the door.
  

BABY SHOWER

K SO I WAS TO LAZY TO RED EYE REDUCE SORRY!

OPENING CARDS

KATIE AND GINGER, THEY THREW THE SHOWER FOR ME WHICH TURNED OUT GREAT!

OOO LOOK TINY BABY STUFF

CODIS NEW DUDS

DOING REALLY REALLY BAD AT BABY SCATAGORIES

MY GRANDMA AND MY COUSIN LISA

MORE OF KATIE

TEE HEE TEENY LITTLE BABY BATHROBE

HOLY CLOTHES BATMAN!

PHATSO PHOTOS WEEK 33

THIS WAS MY BABY SHOWER OUTFIT! NOW SINCE YOU ALL SAY YOU LOVE MY MATERNITY CLOTHES I SHOULD TELL YOU THIS SHIRT IS NOT MATERNITY. IT WAS PURCHASED AT DILLARDS AND IS LUCKY BRAND. I THINK IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A DRESS BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE. IT WAS $64.00 AND IS CURRENTLY IN THE STORE!

I'M PALE BECAUSE I'M ANEMIC AND REFUSE TO TAKE MY IRON PILLS!