Am I really....

I was just driving back to work behind a mini van when I noticed she had 5 thats FIVE identical student of the week at such and such elementary school stickers stuck on her car. Now I'm freaking out. Am I realllly reallllly supposed to stick those things on my car? Uggg people I am sooo not a putting stickers on my car kind of person, let alone ugly student of the week ones. So really, am I a bad mom if I don't?

My only comfort right now is that I'm pretty sure NEITHER of my offspring will be able to behave well enough for a whole entire week to receive one of those stickers!

NEED ADVICE

Back before Julia went all nutso over one stupid post I wrote and turned her whole life private I had loaned her two books. One of them was a gift from my good friend Katie. Well now I want my books back because they were pregnancy related and again one was a gift. Sooo since Julia freaked out and went all super secret private I can't even send her a myspace message. I contacted her friend Angie and asked her to pass along the message and I sent her a cell phone text with no reply. Personally I think that when she went on her little anti Shannon mission she should have sent them back then. So what do I do? I want my books back how do I get them?

PHATSO PHOTOS WEEK UHHH..LEMME CHECK 28!

UGLIEST PANTS EVER = MOST COMFY PANTS EVER

BRANDON KISSING BABY BROVVER

FROM THE LEFT

FROM THE RIGHT

HI...STILL UGLIEST PANTS EVER BUT AHHHH CAN MY BELLY BREATH GOOD!

STAY TUNED TONIGHT HOPEFULLY ALL MY NEW CLOTHES WILL BE IN AND I CAN DO A FASHION SHOW FOR YA'LL!

New night light

I found these great little lights at Target to match Brandon's new uber soft bedding. I thought they would make great night lights.

See there is a blue fish, green tree and brown bear...or as Brandon says beaw rarrrrraw!

Evil eye

Brandon giving you all the evil eye!

Spotlight

Okay so I don't normally do this but it's my blog so shut the fuck up I can do what I want. I want to spotlight my friend Ginger's blog. Aside from her being hilarious I want to do it because she is single, and being married or in a relationship for six damn years now I really get a kick out of reading her blog and her single life. Also she really needs someone else to go over there and read and say HEY ASSHOLE ASK OUT THE FUCKING DOG PARK GUY ALREADY. MMMMkay so after you all go there and read her blog make sure to throw in something about her being a wuss who won't ask out her crush!

Here is the link Ginger is THAT KIND OF GIRL. Now go read. Why are you still here? GO READ!