The guy at the Mac store asked just what the fuck exactly happened to make my computer look so bad? I mentioned something about kids, he looked at me with a face that said, "kids can't do this", maybe I should email him these...
"Moms in the other room, she can't see me"
Look at it, so shiny and white and forbidden
Look at it, so shiny and white and forbidden
Ooooo let me touch it with all my fingers and toes
OH SHIT here she comes I better hurry up and smash it!
