To be like Shannon and do the smart thing

I'm getting in bed after I push publish. Just to make sure I upped my brilliance quotient for the day, I just chugged about 10 oz of water. I am so smart. Don't you all wish you could be this fucking smart like me?

Really though, it isn't easy being this great!

Since I'm keeping a tally and all

So we have discovered I now have udders for boobs, and pogs for nipples, but this just in I NOW HAVE CHICKEN POCK BOOBIES. No, not real chicken pocks. Instead my skin is breaking out so bad all the pimples on my chest look like I have chicken pocks. And since I have a habit of picking everything it looks more like chicken pock scabs. Sooo. To recap, I have udder, poggy nipple chicken pock scab boobs. Fuck, I'm hot!

On the ride to work today

BRANDON MAKE KISSY FACE FOR THE CAMERA

DAMN THAT WAS A LONG RIDE I'M OUT...ZZZZZZZZ

**Disclaimer: The first photo was taken while I was parked at a drive through Starbucks. The second photo was taken in my work parking lot. Sorry Lindsey I'm no Britney Spears, I'm safety mom!