So we have discovered I now have udders for boobs, and pogs for nipples, but this just in I NOW HAVE CHICKEN POCK BOOBIES. No, not real chicken pocks. Instead my skin is breaking out so bad all the pimples on my chest look like I have chicken pocks. And since I have a habit of picking everything it looks more like chicken pock scabs. Sooo. To recap, I have udder, poggy nipple chicken pock scab boobs. Fuck, I'm hot!
7.24.2007
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MMMMMmmmmmm you sound delightful! Its funny because you post the kinda shit i think but dare post! Love your blog!
I can top all of that - I am getting stretch marks. I know I sound like an idoit, but I never got even one stretch mark with Porgie. They are awful and ugly and red and AHHHH! Please excuse me while I wipe the tears from my eyes.
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