THIS IS WHAT THE WALL IN MY BEDROOM USED TO LOOK LIKE. I WAS SUCH A RETARD.
TOTALLY IGNORING THE GUY IN THE PICTURE WEARING ONLY A SPEEDO, THESE SHOES ACTUALLY GOT ME KICKED OFF THE BUS IN HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE THE BUS DRIVER SAID THEY WERE UGLY. SO I WENT TOTALLY OFF ON HER. LATER THAT WEEK WHILE DRIVING WITH MY COUSIN, WE CUT OFF THE BUS AND BREAK CHECKED HER, JUST TO BE AN ASSHOLE I HUNG MY SHOE OUT THE WINDOW SO SHE KNEW WHO IT WAS. WE THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY TILL SHE CALLED THE COPS ON US AND LISA'S MOM WHO IS A POLICE DISPATCHER ANSWERED THE PHONE. OBVIOUSLY SHE RECOGNIZED HER DAUGHTERS LICENSE PLATE RIGHT AWAY..YEAH WE GOT IN TROUBLE
TATTOOS ARE KIND OF BLOODY
SEE THE GUY ON THE RIGHT THERE, WITH NO SHIRT ON. I DON'T REMEMBER HIS NAME EITHER (HMM KIND OF A THEME, BUT I COULD LOOK IT UP IN MY BOOK OF GUYS I'VE KISSED AND FIND OUT) ANYWAY, GINGER AND I MET HIM DRIVING TO CALI, ON THE FREEWAY, WE PULLED HIM OVER GOT HIS NUMBER AND WOULD DRIVE TO CALI HERE AND THERE TO MEET HIM. THIS WAS WHEN HE CAME TO RENO, AND WE GOT ALL DRUNK AND WENT SWIMMING IN THEIR POOL IN OUR UNDIES. OOOH WAIT, MAYBE HIS NAME WAS BROCK OR SOMETHING. ANYWAY THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT I PICK UP GUYS DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY!
HMMMM!
I RECEIVED THIS, ATTACHED TO A TEDDY BEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL, TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHO SENT IT, IT DRIVES ME NUTS
THIS GUY USED TO WRITE LOVE LETTERS ON MY TRUCK MIRROR
AWWWW HOW SWEET
I TURNED GROWN MEN INTO BABIES
STRANGE THINGS HAPPENED AT CHEER LEADING CAMP
AND YES, I WAS ONE OF THOSE STUCK UP CHEER LEADERS!
5 comments:
Hahahaa! I WROTE THE LETTER!! NICE ASS!!
Haha.. umm... Just kidding.. but the handwriting looks kindof like Nicole's. Just sayin.
Hey heartbreaker! Nice tat! that must have hurt like crazy. I want one but I can't do pain at all. You are so cute in your cheerleader outfit. Great memories!
I love the part on the wall "Shannon loves" and then it's all crossed out in black!
You have lots of pictures from high school. I think I have about 2. Actually, until Porgie was born, I never took any pictures.
You are so funny
Now you need to go to all of your high school reunions to find out who it was who sent you the teddy bear. There is a sort of story to my husband's hair. I swear it took him longer to do than it took me to do mine. He always would wet it down and then spray the hell out of it (Matrix Biolage styling spray). We went to high school together and, in our senior class prophecies, his read: Leonard H will graduate and open a business that manufactures cowboy boots and hair gel. You never saw him (even when they weren't in style) without his cowboys. He had only recently begun wear tennis shoes.
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