It seems like this baby must be growing or something...evidence of that???
- Shaving my legs this morning was sooo not easy. I had to stop and stand up to breath between legs because my lungs were being crushed.
- When I got to the bank yesterday my belly reached the counter before the rest of me and bumped it...that made me feel dorky.
- I was just going potty and I ran out of toilet paper, I tried to bend over to get more and nearly died from lack of oxygen. I can see it now, woman passes out while peeing from giant pregnant belly.
- Pre-pregnancy sweats no longer fit.
- There is so little room that Codi has no choice but to place body parts strategically under my rib cage!
- I can't pull my keyboard drawer out as far on my desk
- My belly kisses the steering wheel every morning
- I can balance things on my belly
- I go from starving to stuffed after about 2 bites of food
- It takes me about 3 minutes to get out of bed, two to heave my body out and another one to make my belly follow.
- I have to stick my butt out and lean forward to hug my husband
- I can forget about laying on the floor and coloring with my son
- I have no idea what my hair down there looks like
- I haven't seen my feet in months
- Its easier to leave the mess on the floor then to bend down and pick it up
4 comments:
Dude how close are you sitting to the steering wheel?!
I remember with this most recent pregnancy, getting to the point where I told Paul that unless HE picked it up, anything on the floor was staying there until my 6-week postpartum check-up.
Also, I shaved one leg per day.
I loved sitting my bowls of ice cream on me belly when I was pregnant. Oh how I miss that bowl holding luxury.
britt- i'm sitting here with my little cup of ice cream on my belly now
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