9.05.2007

You would think I'm pregnant or something

It seems like this baby must be growing or something...evidence of that???

  • Shaving my legs this morning was sooo not easy. I had to stop and stand up to breath between legs because my lungs were being crushed.
  • When I got to the bank yesterday my belly reached the counter before the rest of me and bumped it...that made me feel dorky.
  • I was just going potty and I ran out of toilet paper, I tried to bend over to get more and nearly died from lack of oxygen. I can see it now, woman passes out while peeing from giant pregnant belly.
  • Pre-pregnancy sweats no longer fit.
  • There is so little room that Codi has no choice but to place body parts strategically under my rib cage!
  • I can't pull my keyboard drawer out as far on my desk
  • My belly kisses the steering wheel every morning
  • I can balance things on my belly
  • I go from starving to stuffed after about 2 bites of food
  • It takes me about 3 minutes to get out of bed, two to heave my body out and another one to make my belly follow.
  • I have to stick my butt out and lean forward to hug my husband
  • I can forget about laying on the floor and coloring with my son
  • I have no idea what my hair down there looks like
  • I haven't seen my feet in months
  • Its easier to leave the mess on the floor then to bend down and pick it up

4 comments:

Jen said...

Dude how close are you sitting to the steering wheel?!

Anonymous said...

I remember with this most recent pregnancy, getting to the point where I told Paul that unless HE picked it up, anything on the floor was staying there until my 6-week postpartum check-up.

Also, I shaved one leg per day.

Anonymous said...

I loved sitting my bowls of ice cream on me belly when I was pregnant. Oh how I miss that bowl holding luxury.

misguidedmommy said...

britt- i'm sitting here with my little cup of ice cream on my belly now

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