9.05.2007

If your looking for the fashion show its not here keep looking

I finally got my clothes last night from Old Navy. I was so excited. Then I pulled em all out and whoah holy huge clothes batman. I ordered everything in my normal size and its as though Old Navy thinks pregnant women enjoy walking around in giant tent clothes! I started taking pictures but it all looked so silly I just gave up.


THESE ENDED UP LOOKING RIDICULOUS...FIT WEIRD AND NOT CUTE AT ALL.


THEY ONLY HAD THIS IN XL WHICH I DIDNT THINK WOULD BE A PROBLEM. BIG MISTAKE DAMN THING WENT DOWN TO MY KNEES AND LOOKED LIKE I WAS WEARING A BLACK PLASTIC BAG.


THIS THING...THE THING I WANTED MOST SERIOUSLY I'M PRETTY SURE IS ACTUALLY A DRESS. IT IS NOT EVEN SORT OF FLATTERING. IT WAS AWFUL, AND HIDEOUS AND I CAN'T IMAGINE IT LOOKING GOOD ON ANYONE AT ALL.


THIS WAS ACTUALLY A BROWN SEE THROUGH TENT. UGLIEST MOST AWFUL SHIRT EVER. I COULD HAVE BOUGHT IT IN A SMALL AND I WOULD HAVE SAGGED OFF ME.


FINALLY I GOT PISSED TOOK MOST OF IT BACK AND TRIED ON THESE PANTS. THEY FIT PERFECTLY! NOW AT LEAST. SO I WANTED THEM ONE SIZE BIGGER BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE EM. WHICH WOULD HAVE MEANT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO SPARKS TO GET EM, AND I WAS JUST SO FRUSTRATED AT THAT POINT I GAVE UP!

I ENDED UP WITH THREE CLEARANCE SHIRTS AND SOME JEANS THAT FIT BUT DON'T LOOK PARTICULARLY FLATTERING OR UNFLATTERING. WOE IS ME! I TOOK A FEW PICTURES OF THE OTHER STUFF AND THE STUFF I KEPT, AND I'LL UPLOAD IT TONIGHT!

7 comments:

Jen said...

Ugh oh NOOOOO!!! I am REALLY glad I didn't order anything then! Most of the stuff that I bought from Old Navy when I went shopping wasn't even maternity and was in sizes Small and XSmall- I think Old Navy clothes are just getting BIGGER AND BIGGER!!

Sad.

Jen said...

Oh and I am REALLY sad about the hooded sweater. I really wanted that too!!

Christy said...

I went to Old Navy last weekend, and I was very disappointed in their selection. I only found one pair of pants I even remotely liked.

Sara said...

That sucks!! I had really good luck with their stuff when I was preggo though. Everything they make is different now, and so stretchy.

Em said...

Thats SHIT, old navy i think are same a gap over here, alway crap fit even in normal sizes. I gave in after a while with maternity clothes. Hey i was even bridesmaid at 8months and i look hideous, i load the pic on my blog some day for you to laugh at!

Cristina Mathers said...

I HATE THAT! old navy's maternity sizes are enormous! i always return stuff. i usually wear a large or xl but in maternity i wear an M! a M? i haven't worn an M since like high school.

maybe they are trying to flatter you by making you think you need a smaller size. thats what i always thought.

angie said...

your clothes are was so adorable!!! I love them...bummer that they all fit funny or didn't really fit at all!

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