Walmart 2 Shannon and lisa 0

Some of you may remember this post. The one where the Walmart parking lot make complete assholes out of my cousin and I. If not, go read it real quick. I'll wait. I'll wait while you change your pants too because you just pissed yourself laughing at us.

Two weeks ago Walmart got us again. Actually technically it was Sams Club. But since that is Walmart and it is attached to it, I'm counting it as fricking Walmart.

So we go shopping for the food for my baby shower. Every single item I bought was either frozen or refrigerated. I was dead tired and just ready to go home. Lisa had drove us there since I didn't have Brandon we only needed one car seat for her daughter and could share a car. We walked out and she so graciously loaded the car for me but kept out her husbands lunch and some nasty lamb chop thingies we had to buy for his friend at work, so we could drop it all off when we were done. I went to get in the car when I suddenly hear, "uh oh, now we're in really big trouble." I looked around wondering who or what could have caused her to say that. That is when I noticed her staring at her closed trunk and that is when I realized her keys were in her closed trunk and that little beepy noise I just heard was her trunk closing.

Uhhh now what?

So I say lets run by your hubbies work and get the spare. NOPE. He doesn't carry one. Okay well what about a house key. SURE! Only, how are we going to get there? Crap, we have a toddler with us, who needs a car seat so we can't just have anyone come get us. We think for a minute and decide my husband will come. No that won't work because he has Brandon and that would use up our car seat. Okay fine then, we will have Rob drop Brandon off to my mom at work, then come get us then take us to Lisa's husbands work then take us home to get my car. Then we will go to her house and get the keys and then we will drive to her car, then I'll take my car and pick up Brandon. NO! To much work. So I call my mom to see if she can just come get us because she has a car seat. DUH. So we stand there waiting for my mom who comes to get us. We drop her back off at work, drive to Lisa's husbands work to get the house key and give him his warm lunch. Get the house key, drive ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN to get into her house and get the key and drive all the way back to Sam's Club. She gets in and follows me to my moms work. Her daughter is now asleep in the car I'm in. We then have to get her out, get her in Lisa's car, get me in her car and drive back to my house to hurry up and put all my frozen/defrosted and cold/warm food in the fridge and freezer.

Fucking Walmart!