SMART ASS

Me: Brandon get out of the closet so we can change your poopy diaper
Brandon: No I playiing
Me: Brandon come on now
Brandon: No I playing

five minutes passes

Me: Brandon you come out right now
Brandon: Ooootay
Me: Brandon come on
Brandon: Walks over, shuts closet door and goes back to playing
Me: Brandon come out
Brandon: Nothing
Me: One.....two... (fyi nothing really happens when I get to three besides me actually going into the closet and grabbing him)
Brandon: Three four fibe six seben eight
Me: Very funny Brandon now come on
Brandon: No I count now
Me: SMART ASS!