I finally figured out how to participate in the writing challenges from the Super secret group.
This week they want to know if I had a super power what would it be?
I find this so difficult to answer. I mean a few things pop right into my head. I could change poop with out ever looking at it, or blink and my house would be dusted, or I could magically fold all of my clothes with the flick of my wrist. But to be honest, none of those sound like the things I really wish I could have in life. I think my super power would have something to do with my husband. I think that more than anything in the world I would love to know what he is really thinking. Not things like if he is thinking about other women or something, but more like is he really happy.
- I would love to make him a dinner and be able to look at him and have him flash green for that meal kicked ass, or yellow for, babe that was not enough pepper, or red for, woman what in the hell were you thinking feeding me this disaster.
- I would love to look at him and know if he's thinking, wow my wife is hot right now. Or if he is thinking for the love of God woman stop wearing capris you look like a pirate.
- I would love to know when he is hurting or happy or sad. I'm currently pregnant and more then anything I would love to be able to look at him and have him sparkle with glitter and announce I'm overjoyed to be having another baby. Or maybe just shine a dull gray telling me that he really has no feelings on this. Maybe he could turn red and tell me he is terrified of having a second kid because he is afraid of loving another person that much.
- I would love it if I knew how he really felt about our decisions. Like oooh see the new floors, I looove them, or yeah I know I said you could paint any color, but RED, really dear did you have to pick red?
7 comments:
Hahahaha!! You crack me up!! The capris thing is funny... yeah.. If I had a superpower it would be to eat WHATEVER I wanted all the time and still have a rock-hard bod. Yep.. Or something.. Gob is that a lame one?
While I was reading the 1st part of your blog, I also asked myself what I want for my superpower and I was thinking of something for my personal gains. I was so ashamed when I get to see your answers! You are such a sweet wife! cheers to you!
Love the capris/pirate thought.
And the second baby thing - wondering if dad's excited or why he's not - you are not alone on that one. But I'm here to tell you - it all works out perfectly.
great post! I'm glad you finally figured out how to do the writing challenge =)
Or if he is thinking for the love of God woman stop wearing capris you look like a pirate.
ROTFLMAO
Excellent!!
Or maybe you could ask him? I find that works really well, no superpower required
I want Super powers too! Maybe never feel stress super power or eat all the chocolate I want super power. Yeah that one is the one I waNt.
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