3.07.2007

The deaf mexican kindergartner

So I'm at work. This lady calls to accept a bid. She tells me that two people are going to pay for it and neither are going to pay me at the time of work. So I begin to tell her that we need some form of payment or deposit. She responds with this:

WILL YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND. YOU NEED TO BE QUIET AND LISTEN BEFORE YOU SPEAK, I HAVE STUFF TO SAY!

Hang on, give me a second to recover from the anger of reliving it.





Okay, took a few deep breaths. If I had chocolate I would be scarfing it down so fast you would just see a brown blur. Anyway Miss Holyier then now continued to speak to me as if I was a deaf Mexican kindergartener. No I'm not prejudice or anything, I just know from experience that a lot of dumb ass people think that if they speak louder and slower and LOUDER to non english speaking people they will somehow understand them better. I am always amused by this. This lady was speaking to me this way. As if speaking LOUDER and slowwwer was going to some how make her any less wrong and any less of a ho ass bitch.

Sorry, don't like to name call anymore but that just ruffles my fucking feathers. Who the fuck did this lady think she was? Hmmmm? Can you tell me where people get off talking like complete assholes to customer service people.

I proceeded to tell her V E R Y C A L M L Y that it wasn't necessary for her to speak to me like a child.

She responds, WELL IF YOU WOULD JUST BE QUITE AND LISTEN. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!

OHMYFUCKINGGOSH I have never wanted to beat someones ass so bad. I had to put her on hold and walk away from it.

To make matters worse I was told by my boss, to be nice because we need her money.

FUCK HER. She talked to me this way for a full 15 minutes. In the end I was right she was wrong and she can kiss my ass!

Lesson of the day, when you call someone, any business, or customer service person, or secretary BE FUCKING NICE TO THEM! PLEASE. THEY DON'T NEED YOUR SHITTY ASS ATTITUDE. GOT IT?

NO REALLY! DO! YOU! UNDERSTAND!

BE NICE!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

Stephanie said...

I honestly think I would have lost my cool and went off on the bitch. I don't know how the hell you held back. We all know my mouth has gotten me in some trouble lately. I fucking hate stupid people and how dumb they really can be. I would still be fuming over this if I were you!

It makes me want to bring you chocolate out of sympathy!

Jen said...

Seriously! I was a customer service rep for a LOOOONG time before I was promoted to my new position. I HATED it when bitchy people took shit out on me that I couldn't control.

I just had to eat a chocolate pudding cup after reading that post. It must be sympathy eating.

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