IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE ME BLLUSH

I THINK THIS DID THE JOB!

SHOE HELP

So this is the outfit I want to wear to my cousins birthday party next week at the Melting Pot. I like the outfit, however I have no idea what to do about shoes. I haven't gone out in two years, and the one time I went out I wore jeans so I was able to wear a cute pair of high heels. However I so can not wear black high heels with this outfit. So now what the fuck kind of shoes do I wear huh? I could take a picture of all of my shoes, but that would take at least an hour to pull them out of my closet and then you would see that they are all flip flops, or high heel flip flops (buts still casual) or vans, or boots. So, your mission is to find a very very cheap pair of shoes, somewhere that will go with this damn outfit. However, I could change the shirt to a black one, which would make those shoes work, but black shirt doesn't scream happy birthday, it screams, ehhh boring blah birthday. HELP! Part is Saturday!

Mom can't put down the camera

AN AIRPLANE AN AIRPLANE

MOMMMMMM PUULLLLEASE STOP TAKING MY PICTURE!!!

LOOK EVERYONE THIS IS MY SINGING ELMO BALLOON, I GET SAD WHEN THIS GOES IN TIME OUT

IS THIS WHAT YOU MEANT BY POSING?

CHECK OUT MY FANCY NEW CONVERSE...I JUST HAD TO WEAR THEM TODAY

OKAY FINE, YOU GET ONE SMILE AND THEN I'M DONE

A FLOWA A FLOWA

I KNOW, YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD BE AS CUTE AS ME

DOOR, A DOOR, THE DOOR!

In case you are wondering

If you look closely Rob is flipping off the camera. He got mad at me for taking pictures of him wearing his undies again. Sooooo, I started filming, and he got real mad and bent over and mooned the camera. He threatened me sooo bad that I better not even put that video on my blog. So! Now at least you know, there is a video of Rob that exists of him mooning the camera and flipping me off while saying shit shit fuck fuck shit shit!

Now we all know, it exists. Lets see how long I can go with out putting that on the web huh!

What a long weekend

First let me start by saying that a certain friend of mine just told me she is going to start trying to get pregnant with her husband, and seriously, SERIOUSLY people I am freaking out here. This is the most exciting news I think I have EVER EVER EVER heard! I hope it happens fast and then we can be pregnant together and then she can have a girl and Codi can date her.

Next. Friday my mom took me shopping for maternity clothes. She has actually bought me like 7 light cottony dresses, and a ton of shirts, but I had NO PANTS at all. I had gone looking for some shorts or capris, but most of the damn stores here in Reno have already brought in all of their winter stuff. That made for a moody pregnant shopper. Finally we ended up at Motherhood and they had a ton. I got some cute denim capris, and some jeans that are soo cute I can roll up into capris and still have them for winter. Then, oh boy. I picked up some other capris, then I put them back. Then I picked em up, then down. You see as far as maternity pants go I ONLY WEAR REAL WASTED STUFF. One time I bought those kind with the little two inch band and I felt so stupid wearing them. So imagine how I felt when I tried these on.

I felt like this...DUDE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE YOU ARE THE WORLDS MOST COMFORTABLE MATERNITY PANTS EVER, I DON'T CARE IF I LOOK LIKE A RETARD I HEART THESE PANTS. But then, I pulled down my shirt and guess what? I didn't look dorky. I looked great! They fit, they were comfy and they made me look hot! Now it is like a whole new world of maternity wear has opened up to me and I want to go back to Old Navy and see what I ignored before since it had the dork waist band! So yesterday I went to a birthday and I was dressed all maternity but I looked sooo cute if I do say so myself.. Dammit I shoulda done a belly shot. Maybe I'll throw my outfit back on and take a pic for ya'll.

The birthday was great. They had a tiny pool and some other pool thingy you slide down and splash in. It was all really shallow so Brandon was able to play and he had the BEST TIME. Seriously he slept like a rock last night after all the excitement. There were cup cakes for him to lick the frosting off, and water balloons for him to covet and squirt guns for him to soak me with.

This morning we sat outside watching airplanes and he would watch until they flew by and say airplanes bye bye all sad, and we had to wait for more. Luckily we live close enough to see lots of them fly by. Then he showed me all of the birds.

This morning I had to change his entire outfit because he just HAD to wear his new black Converse, and no amount of coercing was going to convince him to please put on his damn sandles. So we had to get a whole new outfit because black converse just weren't doing the job with red beach shorts and a white tank top.

I wanted to continue my healthy eating during the week when I woke up this morning but then I remembered the milk chocolate covered Oreo's my dad got me along with the strawberry filled Oreos he got me. Sooo first I ate my Oreo's then I ate my whole wheat waffle and my soy sausage. I didn't eat my yogurt this morning since I already at that at 1am when I woke up starving!

I thought the midnight super starving munchies had passed until I realized I was going to die if I didn't eat this morning. I had a yogurt that was orange cream flavor and tasted like vitamins, some string cheese, which so wasn't what I wanted, and a glass of milk, which was just right.

OH yeah, at my friends house this weekend her husband told Rob we should be invited over to start having Wii tournaments. Robs reply was, "well babe, that means you need to buy me a Wii so I can practice." WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?

So now, NOW of course because the dumbasses birthday is next month you know what I'm doing right? I'M TRYING TO FIND A FUCKING WII TO BUY HIM. KILL ME NOW PEOPLE!

Take my word for it

The helpmybabylive.com website was determined to be a scam. The page is now gruesome and horrific and if you want to keep your lunch in your stomach or you are pregnant DO NOT VISIT THIS WEBSITE, take my word for it.

Snopes.com last update says,
"After the website was exposed as a hoax, helpmybabylive.com was altered to display images of aborted babies plus this message, "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, there was never a baby, you got fooled, no money was collected, 200,00o people got pranked. Suck it."

It was determined the sites creator was a known anti abortion person and he posted this simply to heat up the debate on abortion.

Its like winning the lottery

Do you know what I'm having as a snack right now? Ice cream

Do you know what I'm having for dinner? Ice cream

How about breakfast? Ice cream


In fact, you can pretty much assume I will be eating ice cream for at least two weeks. Know why? Where my husband works, he delivers things to people. He went on a delivery today and I guess the guy works for Dreyers. Next thing I know my husband comes walking in the door with six SIX!!!!!!! Cartons of ice cream and 6 popsicles. Actually what really happened, is he came home from work on a break, put in em the freezer and told me there was a surprise in there for me. I thought, "awww he got me an ice cream bar or a milk shake." I did not expect to find SIX freaking cartons of ice cream in my fridge. There were two caramel turtle, two cookie dough, a pecan praline, and some kind of vanilla yogurt. Then three strawberry real fruit bars and three of those strawberry short cake bars.

So now I ask you. WHAT ON EARTH IS A GIRL TO DO???????? Since he brought it home from work it was in his truck for a while so it was all soft. This means me and a spoon already went digging through the caramel turtle carton. Now I'm left wondering, does cookie dough really taste as good as I remember? Only one way to find out, and what about pecan praline. Should I maybe taste them all? I'm having visions of milk shakes and sundays and eating ice cream straight from the container (no wait, already did that). He told me I could be nice and give some away. I was all PSHAW this is ice cream I'm all about being stingy right now yo! I got some maternity pants today and I was thinking they might be to big. Now all I'm thinking is, "How exactly are SIX cartons of ice cream going to look on my thighs?"

Hey, if I follow my dads theories thats just a whole lotta iron right?

UUMOMMA

It taste like one of those vanilla cream orange popsicle thingies. I dunno it is just damn good and seriously covered in whipped cream and since its made from actual ice cream its all thick and creamy and dammit why aren't they open yet!

He he

I'm yahooing Rob this morning and I say...
"Babe we have to call the baby Codi now, since that is how I'm referring to him, and I don't want to change his name now."

He replies...

"Ok Dear, If you like it then Ok!"


Awwwww. I don't know why but I found that sooooo cute. Like I could have totally gotten anything I wanted from him at that moment.

In other news Codi really likes ice cream, sixlettes and those new fangled OrangeCicle drinky things from Carls Junior. Speaking of which. I mentioned to my parents the other day about being anemic and my iron and what not. Yesterday my dad comes in while I was at work and he says "Here, my little buddy needs his iron" (Little buddy refers to both Brandon and Codi but in this case it was Codi." Then he plunks down this pale orange milk shake looking thing on my desk and walks off. My first thought was ewww orange flavored milk shake. My second thought was, ummm how on earth is this supposed to help my iron? Help my big ass maybe but my iron, hmmm. Then I took a taste. AND OMG I CAN'T STOP DREAMING ABOUT GOING TO CARLS JUNIOR FOR ANOTHER MAGICAL ORANGE SHAKE THINGY. It was so good I was walking around talking about it in caps lock for the rest of the day. And now all I'm wondering is SHIT WHEN DOES CARLS JUNIOR OPEN AGAIN! And more importantly, do they serve ice cream for breakfast!

Bless you

I woke up this morning and came out in the living room with Brandon. I blew my nose and he said, "Blesh yous," (he also blesses you if you cough or sneeze). So I finish wiping my nose off and he looks at me and says, "nose?", "BOOGERS?"

It was sooo cute. I guess I don't realize how observant he is or how much he learned from what we say, which is why he still walks around saying OH SHIT!