Do you know what I'm having as a snack right now? Ice cream
Do you know what I'm having for dinner? Ice cream
How about breakfast? Ice cream
In fact, you can pretty much assume I will be eating ice cream for at least two weeks. Know why? Where my husband works, he delivers things to people. He went on a delivery today and I guess the guy works for Dreyers. Next thing I know my husband comes walking in the door with six SIX!!!!!!! Cartons of ice cream and 6 popsicles. Actually what really happened, is he came home from work on a break, put in em the freezer and told me there was a surprise in there for me. I thought, "awww he got me an ice cream bar or a milk shake." I did not expect to find SIX freaking cartons of ice cream in my fridge. There were two caramel turtle, two cookie dough, a pecan praline, and some kind of vanilla yogurt. Then three strawberry real fruit bars and three of those strawberry short cake bars.
So now I ask you. WHAT ON EARTH IS A GIRL TO DO???????? Since he brought it home from work it was in his truck for a while so it was all soft. This means me and a spoon already went digging through the caramel turtle carton. Now I'm left wondering, does cookie dough really taste as good as I remember? Only one way to find out, and what about pecan praline. Should I maybe taste them all? I'm having visions of milk shakes and sundays and eating ice cream straight from the container (no wait, already did that). He told me I could be nice and give some away. I was all PSHAW this is ice cream I'm all about being stingy right now yo! I got some maternity pants today and I was thinking they might be to big. Now all I'm thinking is, "How exactly are SIX cartons of ice cream going to look on my thighs?"
Hey, if I follow my dads theories thats just a whole lotta iron right?
7.13.2007
Its like winning the lottery
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coming home to 6 things of ice cream in my freezer would be like a dream come true. seriously.
AND THEN HE CAME HOME WITH AN ORANGE DREAM CICLE SHAKE FROM CARLS JUNIOR
IF I HADN'T MARRIED HIM ALREADY I WOULD FOR SURE HAVE MARRIED HIM TODAY
oh my gosh! he for sure is winning husband of the day....mine just gave up his title.
cookie dough is definitely what you remember...I just made dave go get me some the other day because I was craving it...carmel turtle...YUM and pecan praline...oh my gosh Rob is the bestest!! I'll be at your house pronto to help you with those haha
Damn you're lucky. I would cut off my left hand for a carton of ice cream right now.
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