So I'm at work. I called someone and was expecting a call back. I figured I had enough time to pee. I ran to the bathroom and before my ass cheeks hit the seat the phone rang. I just knew it was the person calling me back. Sure enough I hear, "Shannon it is so and so on the phone." So I rush to finish peeing, hurry up and wipe, struggle to force my maternity pants and undies up and run to the phone. The call was quick I hang up and walk back to my own office only to realize there is a drip of pee dripping all the way down my fucking leg! I realize this right as I sit down, so now said pee drip is on my pants. So that means I will spend the rest of the day with pee leg and pants.
I can't even believe I typed this. But now I will not rush so much while wiping. Uggg the things I post for NaBloPoMo!
11.06.2007
Not even sure I should admit this
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8 comments:
Oh my gosh, I seriously just fell out of my chair laughing! You are too funny and I seriously don't know how the hell you just admitted that. You are awesome!
omg ...too funny!
Ew~ I know how you feel tho. Same thing happened to me yesterday at work.
Ha! This totally doesn't surprise me...at least you didn't wait to pee so long that you couldn't walk and you just laid down in the hallway and someone had to drag you to the bathroom. I mean, not like you've ever done anything like that before.
OMG that is something i would do but glad it was you not me LOL
It happens to the best of us.
Yep been there. Worst time I had in the office though was coming in hungover, had to puke, got something on the front of my shirt...just a f***ing great day.
I have NEVER and EW...
Who am I kidding I do this like everyday.
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