I was in the bath today and came up with my own clever little you know your a mom when diddy.
You know your a mom WHO NURSED when you lay flat on your back and you boobs slide off each side of your body making you totally flat chested. In fact your so flat chested you might resemble a boy, if it wasn't for your nipples that are now sagging so far down they are tucked under your armpits.
That is how you know your a mom who nursed!
10.11.2007
You know your a mom when
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I, sadly, understand that. My hubby was just asking me last night if they'd ever be non-squishy again. And the answer is probably not without plastic surgery. Woe is my boobies.
Wow.. Sad. Dang.
Yes, I identify with that situation 100%. In fact, I've instructed my mother & others that if I die before a boob job, they are not allowed to let me lay in a casket looking like a flat chested boy. So, they've been told to use duct tabe, push up bras, tissue, whatever it takes. I demand that the girls stand at attention.
...yes, I'll be that pathetic, even in death.
Yep i know that one.......
Talking with my friend last we and i am ashamed to say we are chatting about what they now felt like and we came up with the corner of a pastic carrier bag with water in! YUCK!!! We have both discussed a boob job after we've done having kids not for big boobs just boobs that are normal i.e before kids!
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