- Why does Little Bear get to run naked while his bear family wears clothes?
- How many boogers can one grown woman really have in her nose?
- Ditto for a two year old?
- Why is the Little Mermaid getting married when she is only SIXTEEN????????
- Why does my son not like potatoes?
- Why does your ass have to gain weight during pregnancy? It's not like I have babies in there too.
- Why does my Tivo have more kid shows then adult shows?
- When will my son like CSI as much as Mittey Mouse
- Why does CSI almost always start with some great sex scene?
- Why do I have so much spam mail?
On the subject of spam mail lets have a look inside of my spam box shall we. At any given time I have at least one of the following in my box:
- Crush mail. Someone has a crush on me
- Final request to verify email
- What to expect
- HEY YOU (I have no idea what this one is thats all it says)
- Crush finder
- eBaY
- Myspace members only
- Free gift waiting for you
- Delivery confermation
- RE: KUG#(*T@#KJ98234lojf
Nice! I never knew so many people had crushes on me!
4 comments:
YOU CRACK ME UP EVERYDAY!!!!
With the tasting the jam and toast and calling me a shithead about going to the club alone!
Love ya!
Hehe! Everyone has crushes on YOU and all of my old classmates are DESPERATELY searching for me on a daily basis ; )
How could they not have a crush on you? You are pregnant and have grown Jennifer Lopez' butt LOL
my butt never got bigger w/ pregnancy.
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