10.18.2007

Talk dirty to me

My husband uses cheap shampoo. He's like whatever is on sale babe. So of course I spend minutes in the shampoo isle smelling them all because he may want me to go by price but I figure hey why not find something that will make him smell scrumptious also. So this time I settled on some fancy new Herbal Essence Orange something or other. Anyway like I said I use fancier shampoo. Currently I use the Philosophy something something and I love it. (I'm on a roll with names today huh?) Well once in a while I'll use a little of Robs for a day just to switch it up and shock my hair or whatever. (Shut up it totally makes sense to me!) Today I grabbed his Herbal Essence and since I have to read every damn thing while I'm in the shower (seriously I could probably still recite the label to my old Aveeno body wash) I read it.

He he it says

I'm so good I'll make your head think clean thoughts.

Now what I'm really wondering...How on earth did my shampoo know I was thinking dirty thoughts to begin with?

9 comments:

kat said...

Hehe ^^^now that's hilarious. Only that your dirty thoughts are not restricted to the shower.
So funny. I do that shampoo thing as well, just to appreciate my expensive salon shampoo more :)

Jen said...

Hmm.. I think I want some new shampoo now!

Anonymous said...

I read stuff of the bottles in the shower too! LMAO!

I thought it was just me.

I think I need that dirty thoughts shampoo too :)

angie said...

I read all the stuff on the counter when I'm in going to the bathroom. I could need to pee real quick and then 10 minutes later I'm still sitting there reading the bottles!

Oh and I know what you mean about shocking your hair...it makes sense to me too!

Anonymous said...

I do the different shampoo thing too. It's like my hair responds to something new and it makes it better. Does that make me weird?

Coffee Slut said...

I cannot use the same shampoo or bath soap/body wash twice in a row. My shower has a dozen different bottles stacked all over. Hubby only ever uses one brand of shampoo and one brand of soap. His hair and body must be so bored.

Stephanie said...

HAHAHA! I love it. That is awesome. Dirty girl, dirty girl!! :)

Cristina Mathers said...

i mix up the snampoo too, and it does work. and i have some kind of herbal essences too and now i can't wait to see what it says

Mrs. J said...

I like to read what's written on my shampoos. It makes me think that I will really have great hair after the shower.

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