Do you ever have days where it seems you've lost control of your body? Where it feels as though you are just running on auto and have no clue how or what is happening? I'm having one of those days now.
I just left work to get lunch. I guess my body was telling me I needed to eat. I decided I would go to Starbucks for a mango tea and a veggie platter. The veggie platter comes with sugar snap peas, cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots and celery. It comes with a very small portion of pesto dipping sauce and is tasty lunch. I got to Starbucks and no such luck. They were out. Next thing I knew I was in my car driving to another Starbucks. Again no luck, the next thing I knew my auto pilot kicked in. I found myself next door at Port of Subs ordering a MEDIUM (I haven't been able to eat a medium since high school) extra mayo double cheese sandwich with all the regulars (dear sweet oil and vinegar where have you been all my life). Somehow I even grabbed a bag of chips. But auto pilot wasn't done. Nooooo it carried me next door to Ben n Jerrys where a giant Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz milk shake appeared in my hands. The strangest part was how that pint of Peach Cobbler ice cream made it into my car. I swear some days it feels like I really have no control over my life. Thank God I got that bottle of water for good measure!
Can some one please tell me how my auto pilot got changed from rational to chunk n dunk?
10.18.2007
Running on auto pilot
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I think it's called 'Codi'.
The same thing happens to me, I start out with good intentions but then "must.have.chocolate" kicks in. I'm blaming mine on menopause.
I think the baby has taken over command of the vessel.
You are so funny! I think the baby wanted some coffee.
DAMN YOU AND YOUR POS I WAS STUCK WITH QUIZNOS!
Yeah my guess would be Codi alright. He shows you who is the boss during your pregnancy and he will continue doing so when he is born *lol*
you are pregnant, silly! not for much longer, but still you are. gotta eat for two still. love it while you still can.
ps: don't you hate starbucks when they are out of your fave thing? ahhh! i do.
Man I wish I could have an autopilot like yours.... mine so does NOT take me to the fun food!!!!
Yay for you BOOOO for me!!!!!!
I know exactly where you were - Smith's shopping center, right? Love that center!!!
I am permanently stuck on auto pilot.
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