I feel awful. I am always complaining when people don't blog every day and now look what I've done. I went a whole damn day and didn't blog and, well, I just feel like an asshole. I'm sorry. Please accept these pictures as a peace offering.
OFFICIALLY UPGRADED TO SOCCER MOM I.E. I HAVE TWO KIDS NOW
TaDa my brand new white Yukon. Isn't it sexy.
I feel like the worlds biggest super most awesome Softball mom (yeah sorry not going to use soccer anymore)! I can't even believe how much of a giant I feel like. I always thought I would only have one kid. So I bought a three bedroom house with enough room for one kid and a guest room. I bought a small SUV because I was only going to have one car seat. Then one day I woke up and realized that I was going to have two kids and I was going to need two car seats and two baby rooms. Since the market is shit and I can't sell my house I figured hey why not buy a new car weeeeeeeeeeee!
Anyway even though way back in high school I used to drive a HUGE HUGE lifted 2 door Tahoe I've now spent so much time in mid size cars an SUV's that I feel like a monster in my new Yukon. I feel exactly like that Simpsons episode where Marge gets a new SUV and turns into a giant case of road rage because she was so big.
The new Shannon
Anyway even though way back in high school I used to drive a HUGE HUGE lifted 2 door Tahoe I've now spent so much time in mid size cars an SUV's that I feel like a monster in my new Yukon. I feel exactly like that Simpsons episode where Marge gets a new SUV and turns into a giant case of road rage because she was so big.
The new Shannon
3 comments:
i felt the same way when i got my yukon, like the world better watch out, bc i could switch it over to 4x4 nd run them over. even when i had 1 kid, i could totally pack the back of my suv almost all the way full! congrats on the new car!
WOW Marge, way to go. Awesome car and I am so envious.
You should also go in that car and sing the Canyanero song from the Simpsons Canyanero ad: "She blinds everyone with her super high beams, she's a squirrel-crushing, deer-bashing driving machine - Canyanero!"
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