10.25.2007

Boys are gross and I might be a genius

My son is sitting on the toilet trying to go poop. What makes this funny/gross is that he is leaning back and looking into the toilet trying to watch the poop come out of his butt so he can announce that he has in fact pooped.

Also he is butt naked right now thus making it really cold when his milk cup touches him. Which may be why I'm having to sit here and hold his cup as he drinks.

Also, I might be a genius because it really really pisses off solicitors when I let my two year old answer the phone to them! HAHAHAHA he just talks to them and talks and talks!

4 comments:

Rachel said...

He is the best. Always makes me laugh. Ugh-solicitors-I shold let Max talk to them-great idea. Poop is one of my favorite topics. Thanks for making my night.

Anonymous said...

Love it! Can I conference him in the next time I get a solicitor's call? ;)

Shawna said...

He is sitting on the potty to poo?? Yay Brandon!! Ella is still telling me she needs to go "poo poo" then goes and squats behind the couch. Does Brandon strip himself to go poo? That is what Ella has been doing lately. Anytime I put her on the potty she wants it all off.

Jen said...

OMG you ARE GENIUS!! I never thought of that. Maybe I will just put the phone by the screaming baby's head when they call so they can realize exactly HOW important their call isN'T!

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