In my house we have a rule. Okay no, wait thats not right. I have a rule. Whether my husband choses to follow it.....well. The rule is you don't fart in the bedroom if I'm there or the living room. Farting in the bed is VERY BAD. Basically farting near me is no good, especially when I'm pregnant and my smeller is working at about 1000% increase. Thats why I find last nights conversation so amusing.
Rob: Coming into bed, puts one leg on bed and BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPTTTTTTPTPT
Me: Extremely disgusted look on my face
Rob: What? I didn't do it in the same room as you
Me: (Mental HUH) Umm dear your in the bedroom with me
Rob: No no I'm not all the way in the bed though so it doesn't count, the bed is like its own room
Me: HUH?
However, this is far better then his new habit...apparantly my husband farts so often he pretty much doesn't notice anymore. Its like breathing, just a habit. So now we will be sitting in the small guest room together, he will let one out that makes me start to gag and look me dead in the eye and say "WHAT?" He really, no joking has no idea what he's just done and has to literally sniff the air about 5 times to believe he did it. He also says, if he doesn't know he did it, it also doesn't count!
This has been another episode of SHANNON TAKES HER HUSBAND DOWN WITH HER!
6.13.2007
Since when did a bed become an entire room?
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I honestly try SOO HARD not to act completely grossed out when Erick lets out stinky farts. Usually when they are loud they don't smell too bad, but occasionally he does it in bed and it SUCKS!! MEN!! GEEZE! We don't to it to THEM!! (At least III don't...)
My husband does it and yep forgets it was him, and now has Billy to blame and to be honest i cant general tell who it was. I even hear him fart in his sleep, i then actually want to get up and punch him!
Casey always looks at me and says "oops, it must have slipped out..."
whatever
Katie
I live with a man, a boy dog, two boy cats and a little boy baby. The testorone fueled farting around here in incredible.
Cody also never realizes he farts. I alsways ask, "Did you just fart?" and he says, "I don't remember. Did I?" It has become that casual in our household.
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