Last week Lindsay wrote this shit of a post. Go ahead I'll wait here while you navigate to it. Don't worry you don't have to read the whole fucking thing, the giant Starbucks logo splashed right there when you open it is all that you need to see.
Thats not all though. Do you know what the little shit did next? SHE WENT ON VACATION! Meaning my sorry ass has had to stare at a giant ass Starbucks logo about 10 times a day all week (so what if I'm to stubborn to stop checking blogs of people I know are out of town, maybe they will post from out of town).
The problem here you ask? I'm stuck here at home. Eating whatever is at home or whatever people bring me which is usually totally not what I want. BECAUSE all I want is a grande mocha frappacino with 3 petite vanilla scones or even a lemon scone, or some of every damn pastry they offer there, especially those delicious sugar cookies with the pretty frosting.
Since none of my friends like Starbucks and it cost about as much as an arm and a leg I have as of yet asked anyone to bring me some. My homeade coffee isn't cutting it.
DAMN YOU LINDSAY DAMN YOU! Next time put up a picture of a steak or something I wouldn't eat before you go out of town!
6.14.2007
Why LIndsay should be suspended from blogging
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I can't read her post! Set to private! :(
same with me, so now you must share!
and seriously, the brownies....mmmmm so good! i mean delish! but i felt guilty and then ate fruit. and then i had a huge stomach ache. why is my appetite so big, and tummy so small? why?
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! I fixed it now... and like I said, if you didn't live in Reno (or I didn't live in Portland) I would toootally bring you something bed-rest appropriate.
For those of you who can't read my blog, all I can say is private grad schools are a bitch and they stalk you so in order to appropriately continue expressing myself here, I had to set it to private. Feel free to email and I'll add you to my readers. then again, my blog isn't all that interesting.
As for you Shannon, thank you for being so stubborn and uh, loyal :)
I'm sorry....
I remember that when I was on bedrest, I just wanted LaMadeleine's tomato soup & iced tea....
OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!!! I am so glad it's not just me!! Yes, I got those name letters at Baby You've Arrived, and I told Kevin I was never giving them my business again because the chick is such a skanky whore bitch!!!!!! I hate her! I thought it was that she had a problem with me, but know I know it's HER!! How can you be so mean when you own a BABY STORE?? Aren't you supposed to be kind and happy and sweet?
Do you want me to bring you Starbucks? I am home from vacation.
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