This months giggle award I found myself. Karlas post yesterday by far is the funniest shit (pun totally intended) that I've read all week. OMG Karla thank you so much for this post!
I bring you Karlas Rolling with the punches
Rolling with the punches
Samson rolled in shit yesterday. IN SHIT! Like, um, HIS SHIT!
He was literally covered in his nastiness. Oh and do I even need to mention how bad he smelled?
Any neighbour that caught the circus act of me trying to wash the mucking futt outside must think I am a stark mad raving lunatic because the dog just would not cooperate and thought being all covered in his squalor was funny. He liked being chased with the hose and a bottle of sunlight dish detergent and somewhere in between shoving cookies in his mouth and watching him run in figure eights around the yard and yelling at him to stay he shook shitty bubbles all over me.
Giving up on the idea of using the backyard as a giant natury bathtub, I decided to take him upstairs to the human tub for a proper scrub down. I’m not exactly sure why I thought I would be able to lift an 80lb dog because oh my fuck, I totally I sprained my uterus.
Is there something you can take for a sprained uterus when you’re breastfeeding?
Samson rolled in shit yesterday. IN SHIT! Like, um, HIS SHIT!
He was literally covered in his nastiness. Oh and do I even need to mention how bad he smelled?
Any neighbour that caught the circus act of me trying to wash the mucking futt outside must think I am a stark mad raving lunatic because the dog just would not cooperate and thought being all covered in his squalor was funny. He liked being chased with the hose and a bottle of sunlight dish detergent and somewhere in between shoving cookies in his mouth and watching him run in figure eights around the yard and yelling at him to stay he shook shitty bubbles all over me.
Giving up on the idea of using the backyard as a giant natury bathtub, I decided to take him upstairs to the human tub for a proper scrub down. I’m not exactly sure why I thought I would be able to lift an 80lb dog because oh my fuck, I totally I sprained my uterus.
Is there something you can take for a sprained uterus when you’re breastfeeding?
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