I'm looking for some stuff to set up my new office. I need some file folders and a couple boxes for the top of my desk. Of course I'm going to go somewhere cheap like TJ Maxx and see what I can find. However first I checked out my lover Target. I go into office supplies and discover this:
Let's read a little farther shall we:• This eco-friendly product features paper made from recycled elephant waste fibers
• Includes an informational pamphlet on elephants and the making of this product
• Rectangular Stationery Set
• Features Blank Cards
• Includes 6 Pieces of Paper , 6 Envelopes
• Includes Portfolio
Uh huh. You read right PAPER MADE FROM SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK TARGET!
8 comments:
Have fun licking that envelope...haha!
and they want you to PAY for that!!! Crazytown!
simultaneously laughing and gagging at moxymama's comment!
moxymama's comment is HILARIOUS!!!! I think you should send them to people that you don't like...and then at the end of your letter you can write I hope you enjoy touching elephant shit! That's just a bit too green for me you know!
Moxymama: OH MY GAWD!!!!!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS BUT DUDE....DUDE
NO.
I CAN'T EVEN WRAP MY MIND AROUND THAT.
(shudder)
WHAT.
I kind of need to think of a reason to buy that.
Seriously, Target. WHAT? THE? FUCK?????????
so, i wonder what i could make out of my own poo....???
Oh, moxymama! that's too funny!
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