Monday my phone rang. I have this nifty thingy on my phone where when it rings a guy reads out the number calling. Yeah that helps for when I'm to lazy to pick up the handset and look caller ID. That means when I hear the little guy say 1-8 I just hang it up or ignore it, or I let Brandon answer it.
WELL! On Monday I had just gotten both boys down for their nap. I was totally tuckered out, and all I wanted was some damn breakfast. Ring ring ring. 1-888-5...I walked over to the base and pushed on and off and simply hung the phone up. Went back to making my Cream of Wheat when Ring Ring Ring 1-888-5...Again I walk over and just hang it up. I take about four steps and RING RING RING 1-888-5 OH MY FUCKING GOSH ARE YOU SERIOUS! Oh I was pissed. Here is what happened.
Shannon: Turns on phone doesn't let lady talk and says, "Are you fucking kidding me? Why the fuck are you calling my house three times in a row? I hung up on you twice, I just got two kids to sleep one of which is a fucking new born and you feel like you need to keep calling my fucking house, are you out of your mind?"
Lady: Yes this is so in so with such and such and
Shannon: ARE YOU HEARING ME I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU TAKE ME OFF YOUR STUPID LIST STOP CALLING MY HOUSE YOU ARE RUDE TO CALL ME THREE TIMES IN A ROW WHEN I CLEARLY HUNG UP ON YOU!
Lady: Yes well I can remove you from my list but it takes a few days so you will continue to receive calls for a few days.
Shannon: OH MY FUCKING GOD, I SWEAR I DARE YOU TO CALL MY HOUSE AGAIN, YOU ARE MORONS, I HAVE TWO FUCKING KIDS SLEEPING, YOU ARE CALLING ME TO SELL ME SOMETHING FOR KIDS, YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW I HAVE KIDS, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL MY HOUSE 3 TIMES IN 2 MINUTES. ARE YOU GUYS IDIOTS OR WHAT. TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST!
CLICK!
They just called me today! Lucky for them I was on the other line. I'm waiting for the next call, I'm feeling frisky!
11.29.2007
Solicitors should not mess with these hormones
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9 comments:
I dont even have our landline phone turned on because th only people who ring are cheeky arseholes trying to sell me shit!
GET EM!!!!
That is hilarious. Ahhh. It is good to laugh. Hey, I have a question for you that I can't post (doesn't that just make everyone really want to know? sorry). Do you have an email I can get?
Oh yes get them. I hate it when they are cold calling. I just pick up the phone and put the receiver next to it and walk away..freaking idiots.
I really wish that I could have heard you go off! This is funny shit.
Oh..will you please come to my house and do this for me. I get these stupid calls too but then I end up getting sucked in. The last time they called I talked to them for so long that Quentin thought it was a friend. When I got off the phone after about 30 mintues he asked who it was and I said telemarketers and was like and you told them what we were having for dinner?
Call and get put on the Do NOT CALL list. I hate those calls. I always let it pick up on the answering machine and I keep all the ringers off except in the office.
Your so funny..thank god I don;t have to be on the other end of the phone from you.
lol I love it!I am going to forward all those calls to your house, you handle it much better than me!
You go girl , we get so many of these calls daily i have long since given up being nice
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