- That bitch nurse bicking my girl parts with a dry fucking disposable razor (skank slut whore). She will do this even if I bick it myself.
- The skank whore who will try 5 times to insert an IV into my arms and then tape it down in a manner that scrunches the needle so far in my arm making the IV become the most painful part of the day.
- The catheter. I don't like catheters! Last time I convinced the lady not to catheter me until after my epidural and my doctor about killed that lady.
- That shot of acid reflux medicine they give you. It taste like whiskey and nyquil mixed together.
- When the lady has to come in and change my towel before I'm allowed to get up and potty myself. (I think this happens even when you don't have a section).
10.17.2007
The top 5 things I am not looking forward to about my C- Section
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Your colorful details may become the sole reason why I may not want to have kids-ever!
No one shaved my girly parts when I had my c-section.
I got an epidural before a catheter, so...IF I got a catheter, I don't remember it going in or coming out.
I didn't get any acid reflux medicine.
The IV was the worst part of the day b/c my first one infiltrated & my arm was all swollen like a watermelon was in there!
No one shaved me either but was a emergency one so may have escaped that pleasure. I hated been sent to the shower 2days after to soak off my dressings i was so scared that i came back with it on and made nurse remove it. Cant remember that much i was on so many drug, had a general anastetic.
I just had my 5th c/s almost 8 months ago, and for the first time they did NOT shave me! Yes, the IV and cath are the worst. But that babe is worth it! :)
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