I have a habit of waking up and talking like an idiot at night. Want an example? Okay here you go.
Shannon: Sits up frantically patting Rob till he wakes up. Babe, whats that?
Rob: Whats what
Shannon: THAT (points at something on night stand)
Rob: Are you serious Shannon that is your lamp
Shannon: Well Duh I know it's a lamp
Shannon: Stares at it for a minute then says, But wait, when did I get a lamp
Rob: Honey are you for reals right now
Shannon: Yeah where did the lamp come from?
Rob: Shannon we've had that lamp since we moved in
Shannon: Rob I know whose lamp that is, I know I'm weird stop picking on me
Rob: Okay babe go to bed
Shannon: I'm not tripping you know, I was just tripping out a little I mean it was only a lamp gosh Rob
See. I make perfect sense huh?
And just to keep my credibility I won't tell you about how I had a dream about that guy from Numb3rs and I really won't tell you about how he was naked playing the piano.
10.23.2007
I make a lot of sense at night
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4 comments:
hmm which guy? The cop or the math nerd? ;)
I make moaning sounds in my sleep. I get make fun of all the time.
Ok so I TOTALLY had a sex dream last night and I have NO CLUE who the guy was in the dream. I THINK it was Erick.. but really it could have been anyone. SHhshhhh!
Was he playing piano in public or just for you?
I wake up in a panic because I think that Porgie has rolled off of the bed. After frantically waving my arms around the bed to reach her, I realize that she is in her crib.
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