Okay email. Lets get something straight. I am trying to save money! And when I do spend my money lately I like to spend it on kid stuff. So all of these emails you are sending me NEED TO STOP! Do you hear me...STOP SENDING ME YOUR SHIT!
Things that I really don't need in my inbox anymore!
- Coach NEW FALL/SUMMER/SPRING/WINTER Collections. Stop stop stop stop you know I am weak and can't turn away.
- Williams Sonoma! Dammit. You know your store is like crack to me. Emailing me is like sending me a picture of a giant line of crank. Not to mention all your gooey treats don't help my waist line. And for fucks sake my kitchen cabinets can not hold another shiny new Les Creuset pot!
- Pottery Barn. I know my house is decorated cute. I realize that because of this all the items in your catalog are just dying to be part of my home. But really I have no more space for your fancy awesome trinkets. I know you claim they will organize my life but when I look at them I just see more things for a two year old to disorganize.
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Umm yeah totally going through the SAME THING over here... Stupid Babies R US keeps emailing me, Anthropologie keeps emailing me (can't fit into any of THEIR stuff for like another 6 months probably), fooking URBAN OUTFITTERS (I actually went there this weekend and wanted EVERYTHING could afford and fit into NOTHING).. UGH HATE~
Delete.
Delete.
Delete.
All without opening, that's what I do. I need to save $$ right now too.
I second Patty. That's what I do as well. Any temptation should be avoided at any cost...no pun intended.
you forgot crate and barrel, west elm and pier one.
don't forget about old navy at 3am! great way to save! =)
A lorry is a truck/wagon (I think) is was dropping off bricks, its funny that I have to translate my english!
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