How is it, that last week my two year old son could manage to lock himself in the bathroom at work for a full 15 minutes screaming and crying and losing his mind until we could finally find something small enough to fit into the little hole in the door knob and unlock the door. Nothing we tried could get this kid to unlock the damn door.
However today when I'm at work with a full office and I go to the bathroom, he can somehow figure out how to unlock and open the door at least 43 times in the amount of time it takes me to pee? Please someone help me understand how he waited till I was the one naked on the toilet to figure out how to unlock the door and fling it wide open for the person in the office directly across from the toilet to see????????
Gee thanks son, I love for the world to try and watch my fumble around to wipe with my big ass belly and then struggle to pull up my maternity jeans.
Fuck I'm sexy.
However today when I'm at work with a full office and I go to the bathroom, he can somehow figure out how to unlock and open the door at least 43 times in the amount of time it takes me to pee? Please someone help me understand how he waited till I was the one naked on the toilet to figure out how to unlock the door and fling it wide open for the person in the office directly across from the toilet to see????????
Gee thanks son, I love for the world to try and watch my fumble around to wipe with my big ass belly and then struggle to pull up my maternity jeans.
Fuck I'm sexy.
4 comments:
Man that stinks!
I hate that this made me laugh. But please know karma will hand me mine soon enough, I'm sure :)
Okay, I am finally ready to interview you...
1. What is the worst and best parts of motherhood?
2. What is your biggest fear about having two small children?
3. What career did you want to pursue when you were a kid?
4. What is your favorite junk food, and how often do you indulge?
5. If you won $100,000, how would you spend it?
Kids, you gotta love 'em and if it is only to make me teary eyed cuz I was laughing so hard. You wonder indeed how they come up with their perfect timing to embarrass you.
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