Things my very smart son can say

And by smart I know you understand I mean smart ASS!

BIX IT: This means mom you better magically fix this shit before I get mad and break it worse

NO I DO IT: This means bitch stop touching my shit I will do it better then you anyway

I LIKE IT: That means yeah okay this yellow balloon isn't so bad, I like it

I DON'T LIKE IT: This pertains to the following plus more: I don't like food, pants, time out, shoes, socks, naps, red spoons, doing what I'm told

IT HURT: I banged my mouth in the wall and it hurts and its all your fault. This is repeated until I locate the hurt, kiss it and say all better

SHHHHH: Hey woman shut up no one wants to hear ho awesome you think you are.

MORE YELLOW/ORANGE: Everything has to be yellow or orange. This is said when I screw up and hand him a green balloon. He gives it back and says more yellow.

DONE: This either means I'm done eating and am going to get down OR I'm done with whats in my mouth and I'm about to spit it out onto your hand

MORE TICKLE: What mom you mean you don't enjoy tickling me for 5 hours straight! Sigh you suck mom!