The most important part of the story is that I was at Dairy Queen ordering a small m&m blizzard. Here is the rest of the story.
I am paying for my order and the PREGNANT girl behind the counter looks at me and says:
Girl: How far along are you?
Shannon: (BEAMS) 5 months
Girl: WOW your huge are you having twins?
Shannon: (About to cry) Ummm no I'm just umm, well this is my second one and they say you show faster, umm well uhhh
Girl: Gosh, my cousin is 9 months pregnant and she isn't even that big
Shannon: Ummm uhhh (now staring at her ice cream embarrassed for being fat and ugly and eating ice cream in public) uhhh
NOW FOR THE ICING ON THE CAKE
Girl: Well she's skinny though, thats probably why she is so small..shes much skinnier then you
Shannon: (Can't talk anymore because of the dagger in her heart) mopes away with her measly small ice cream almost in tears and doesn't even enjoy said ice cream!
8.06.2007
Cheaty Monkey this is just for you
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What a bitch. Don't listen to her. I gained 60 pounds w/ Little Man because I ate sugar - THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS PREGNANT.
Ignore her and be happy that you are doing much more than so many other pregnant ladies out there. Who knows, maybe her cousin is so skinny because she smokes crack! See, now don't you feel better, I am quite certain you don't smoke crack!
Chin up, pretty momma! And SCREW HER!
What a whore! You should just focus on the fact that she is pregnant and working at Dairy Queen, and probably had like 10 kids at home, and she is probably addicted to crack!
Who in the hell has the balls to say that?? I would never say that to someone!!! I agree with the other girls...hello, she is the pregnant one working at Dairy Queen! You are a beautiful pregnant mama!!
what the??/ what is wrong with people. you are gorgeous, and all people are different.
just for that when that broad is prego one day she is gonna gain 85lb by the second trimester and grow cankles the size of tree trunks.
are people really that STUPID? i guess so
People are bitches. Fuck her and her skinny friend. I went to the post office when I was about 6 months pregnant with Porgie - my first baby. The lady behind the counter said, "You're ready to pop. I bet that baby is due any day now." I was so embarasssed that I nodded my head and smiled. I WAS THREE MONTHS AWAY FROM DELIVERY!
What a Bitch! She's talking out of her A**! I'm so mad right now that she said that to you. You are BEAUTIFUL during your pregnancy and when you aren't. Ugh! People are soooo stupid. Ignore her!
and you didn't flip her off & yell "F-U" because why?
Ignore her. Who cares about her?
But...um, my husband did something to similar to the saleslady at Tiffany &Co. He did it on purpose though b/c she was snotty. He was waiting on a gift to be rung up & wrapped, so he asked to look at a bracelet for me. She was snotty to him, so at one point Damon said that the bracelet would be too big for me...she said, "oh no" & tried to show him how it fit on her wrist. So Damon said, "well, she's a lot smaller than you are." & then he walked away to pay for the vase he bought.
OMG! Wow, people are horrible. i think your are beautiful and your belly is gorgeous - so there to the snotty little girl that is going to gain 125 pounds when she is pregnant.
Katie
OMG this story makes me SO MAD! Why is it that as soon as you become pregnant your body suddenly becomes something that people feel they have the need and right to comment on PUBLICLY! People at work do this to me ALL THE TIME. They are either commenting on how SMALL I still am or how BIG I am but either way I just wish they would SHUT UP! I don't walk into the break room and go: "WHOA!! Another ICE CREAM HUH? You are so SMALL For someone who eats so much damn CANDY!?
No I do not say that... but I might start if people keep telling me to either gain or lose weight because the do NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT!!
Grr... P.S. I hate that Dairy Queen Girl.
That girl is so lucky not to be wearing that Blizzard on the inside of her nose.
oh no, that wasnt nice. Dont worry, we think our great!
yeah.
I would have wanted to punch her in the face.
and then eat my ice cream. =)
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