WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT SO HARD

THIS POST IS GOING TO BE IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING ANNOYED. I'M HAVING A MINOR PREGNANCY HISSY FIT BREAK DOWN RIGHT NOW. FUCK! ALL I WANT IS SOME NEW CRIB BEDDING. I HATE IT ALL. I'VE FOUND STUFF THAT I LIKE. I EVEN BOUGHT A SET. ITS OKAY BUT, ITS NOT SPECTACULAR. BRANDON'S SET IS GORGEOUS. ITS A SET THAT NOW AS A TODDLER BED, IS STILL REALLY CUTE. IT WAS A SET THAT AS HE GOT OLDER IT WOULD GROW WITH HIM. THEY DON'T MAKE STUFF LIKE THAT ANYMORE. NOW ITS ALL OH LOOK I'M A BABY AND I'M GOING TO BE 3 AND STILL HAVE BABY BEDDING. AND SINCE THEY MAKE SHIT FOR TODDLER BEDDING I CAN'T EVEN GET BRANDON NEW TODDLER BEDDING AND GIVE CODI BRANDONS OLD CRIB BEDDING. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THAT PERSON THAT SEES WHAT THEY LIKE AND JUST "KNOWS" THIS IS THE ONE FOR ME. WITH BRANDON'S BEDDING THE SECOND I LAID EYES ON IT I KNEW THIS WAS IT. THIS WAS THE BEDDING MEANT FOR MY SON. THE COLORS CAME TOGETHER, THE ACCESSORIES, THE ROOM ALL OF IT. IT WAS PERFECT. THIS TIME AROUND ITS ALL A BUNCH OF SHIT. ITS CHEAP, LOW QUALITY, BABY, GENDER NEUTRAL BULLSHIT. THE PROBLEM IS, I'M ALREADY FEELING LIKE CODI IS AN AFTER THOUGHT TO SOME PEOPLE, SO I DON'T WANT TO GIVE HIM A ROOM THAT WILL JUST "DO" I WANT TO GIVE HIM A ROOM THAT IS SPECTACULAR LIKE BRANDONS. I ALREADY DON'T GET TO PAINT HIS ROOM, SHIT I'M HAVING TO PUT UP THE FIGHT OF ALL FIGHTS TO BE ALLOWED TO GIVE HIM HIS OWN ROOM INSTEAD OF MAKING HIM SHARE A ROOM WITH BRANDON. I FINALLY FOUND A SET I LOVE AND THE MOTHERFUCKER IS DISCONTINUED. FUCK OFF POTTERY BARN!

OH YEAH. IN MY QUEST TO BECOME A FAT COW WHILE I'M PREGNANT, AND SEE HOW MUCH GARBAGE I CAN FEED THIS KID, I TRIED OUT THE BURGER KING APPLE PIE TODAY. DELIGHTFUL. WONDERFUL. I WANT ANOTHER ONE. AND FOR A BUCK ARE YOU KIDDING I COULD EAT PIE ALLL DAY!