I was standing in the shower today when I looked up at my little shower caddy and saw a picture of a cows udder staring at me. At first I was baffled. Then I realized that it was in fact my shower mirror pointing down toward my saggy droopy sorry excuse for a left boob. Great. Just great. Now I have cottage cheese thighs, a jiggly fat butt, invisible feet, and cow udders.
From now on just call me mooommy
7.22.2007
UDDERLY RIDICULOUS
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2 comments:
I am sure you're exagerating. You always look cute in your photos.
oh my gosh that was very funny, but incorrect. you are goregous, and remember that it's not forever! =)
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