Rob got home last night at 4:30. From that time until bed time he was farting and farting and farting and farting. I was beyond annoyed. Finally we get in bed and I was like crap, you just had an egg sandwich, your going to be farting all damn night. He was like yeah but I'll do it quietly. I was like babe, come on, I wear ear plugs, it just bugs me when you wake me up from stinkiness. So you know what he does?????????
This is classic. This just gives you a look into the nerd I married. He reaches back, pulls his butt cheeks apart and farts. Then he says..."SEE LOOK I FARTED QUIET, THATS WHAT I DO AT NIGHT, I PULL MY BUTT CHEEKS APART SO THE NOISE DOESN'T BOTHER YOU"!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to tell you, I nearly fell out of my bed with laughter. Through my laughs and snorts I say, "Babe you know I'm going to have to blog about that right, you know I HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID!"
He didn't even fight me on it. He knew. HE KNEW! There was no stopping me, I was blogging about the fact that my husband wakes up at night, pulls his butt cheeks apart and silently toots.
So now you see, now you see what kind of man I'm married to. I mean, it takes a special man to be married to me, but after last night, I'm pretty sure it takes a very special woman to be married to that man!
7.10.2007
Another fantasic episode of SHANNON TAKES HER HUSBAND DOWN WITH HER!
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Oh my god that is HILARIOUS!! I have to say though...that is dedication right there, pulling apart his butt cheeks so he doesn't disrupt you when you sleep...if that's not love I don't know what is!!
LOL, that's soooo funny
I am married to a "farter" too but he has never pulled his butt cheeks apart to not disturb me.
Doing that was actually really nice of Rob!
lol! that is so funny. i think everytime my husband says something stupid he makes a comment like "oh great, now you are gonna blog about this."
and seriously, my husband would do the same thing. he has what we call tuba farts. very loud and deep. gross.
Funny! My husband farts and then forgets it was him! I think Tosh poss does the same thing. And when it makes a noise he thinks its funny to say there is a duck in the room!
OMG- what is it with guys and farting. Yeah, Erick doesn't try to stifle his farts one bit. If anything he tries to make them LOUDER. Ugh...
I wish my husband was nice enough to pull his butt cheeks apart for me. John farts and then blames it on the dogs, or Porgie, or a squeaky floor board.
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