Reasons being on bed rest 97% of the week isn't so bad

1. I can eat burritos for breakfast and no one knows. Wait, shit now you all know I just had a burrito for breakfast, shhhh don't tell mmmkay.
2. My laundry has never been so low, I mean really one can wear the same jammies for like 3 days before they are deemed to crusty to keep wearing.
3. I have complete control of the remote...which won't stop leading me towards baby shows and food shows (which make me sad and hungry)
4. Did I mention the burritos? I did? Yeah, so, shut up! I'm on bed rest you know, I'm allowed to be a certain amount of senile huh?
5. NAPS
6. Naps with out a toddler sitting on my head WHOAH imagine that!
7. I get to read blogs all day long
8. I can pee with the door open and no toddler watching me!!!!!!!!!
9. I get to control the temperature in the house according to my pregnancy hot flashes
10. Two burritos for breakfast..wait, I didn't say two before, I mean, umm I am not a pig of course I only had one burrito for breakfast don't be silly. Okay, but they were really small.
    
11. I also may or may not have eaten a Recees for desert this morning at 8AM

Also some clarification. Although the doctor said I was free to work if I choose, I have not been removed from bed rest. My family feels that I still need to sit at home which means I'm allowed to work 2 days a week for two hours at a time each day. Also, the smallest things still seem to make me bleed. I made Rob dinner the other night and just bending down into the oven a couple times set me off bleeding. Other things cause bleeding too. Like going to the store, or going to Babies R Us to register. So needless to say I'm still sitting here on the dang couch.