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So NYC Girl told me to Google "Shannon needs" and then post the best ones and comment on it. So here goes.

Shannon needs to learn how to soothe her moods with something other than food WHO TOLD YOU THAT? HOW DID YOU KNOW
Shannon needs her own show! HELL YA MOODY PREGNANT CHICK ON BEDREST..I'D WATCH IT
Shannon needs a surgeon SO YOU NOTICED MY THIGHS AND SAGGY TITS...THANKS GOOGLE
Shannon needs a little help with the English language FUCK YOU VERY MUCH
Shannon needs information on responsible sexual behavior HUH I DIDN'T GET PREGNANT FROM KISSING
Shannon needs to be more vigorously investigated by the Irish SHIT HOW DID THEY KNOW I STOLE THE LEPRICAN AND LEFT THE POT OF GOLD
Shannon needs to end that mindset immediately WHICH ONE...I HAVE MANY MINDSETS TODAY
Shannon needs the most work vocally NOW THATS JUST NOT NICE...I SING FINE LALALALA
Shannon needs to take things more seriously A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR
Shannon needs to rest MORE REST, FUCK YOU GOOGLE
Shannon needs to take a look at her spending WHO TOLD GOOGLE ABOUT THE 400.00 BEDDING SHOPPING SPREE
Shannon Needs To Be Used GOOGLE YOUR A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY LITTLE BOY
Shannon needs a fresh coat of paint and some plants ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I NEED A TAN AND A BREAST LIFT