So I'm chatting with Jen just now about baby things. All the sudden it hits me. The funniest memory. I go to pick up Brandon one night from my parents. I ring the door bell and there is a lot of shuffling going on. Finally they answer and they look guilty and suspicious. I ask whats up and they say NOTHING! To tired to argue, I pack up my kid and his pack and play bassinet and we leave. A few days later my cousin is yahooing me and is like ha ha I can't believe your mom put her vibrator in Brandons bassinet.
STOP
WHAT NOW??
HOWS THAT?
This is what happened next...
MOOOOOOOOOOM GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW (we are at work). Mom comes in.
Mom, did you put your vibrator in Brandon's bassinet? (Mom turns red)
Mommmmmmmm are you kidding me?
Mom replies, "well I put it in a pillow case so I didn't think there was a problem"!
Umm OMG. I don't know what bothered me more, the fact that my mom put a vibrator in his bassinet or the fact that my mom had a vibrator...Shudder.
That is what I get for not making sure my travel bassinet had a vibrating function like the one I had at work!
5.01.2007
Ha ha ha I can't believe I forgot this happened
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That is straight from Sex and the City when Samantha takes care of Miranda's kid and puts her "vibrator" in it's bouncy seat because the vibrating function broke. OMG, hilarious. I love that this happened to someone in real life.
Too funny. I bet your mom was pretty embarassed.
That so does not surprise me about your mom!
Since she put it in the pillow case I think she is a genius! What ever works right? I guess I don't think it is weird because it wasn't my mom. :) This made my night by the way!
All I can say is OMG!!
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